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Anonymous 07/19/21(Mon)15:13:48 No.859305182 > be me > 30y male > married for some years now > Wife won't get preggo > See doctors and s--- > Gettyimages_doctor.jpg > Live in country with universal healthcare 35 KB JPG > Still not covering fertility therapies > Pay shitload of money > Docs say wife has some problems with her Jayjay, makes it harder to get dem belly but still possible > My turn now > Go to fertility clinic > granny Nurse navigating me to j------- chamber > It's literally like a f------ wardrobe > Walls so thin I hear other pals beating there Johnsons at north, west, east > Nurse hands me plastic cup, instructs me to put it on a kinda service hatch in a corner > Nym > Do the duty, serve my Pete, wank the comrade, full deplete > Carefully groan, kinda enjoyed it > "Hell yeah".ogg > Waddle over to the hatch, balancing my cumcup > Put it on the small board, pants still down > THANKS.wav > Wut > Turn around > See nurse sitting at the other side of the hatch, reading a book > I just stomped my ramen while she sat two metres away > MFW when nurse heard me going "Hell yeah" after closing xhamster tabs on my phone > MFW I paid for that s--- Yo lads, turned out my semen is crippled. I literally have a very tiny amount of sperm cells in my c--. Sucks.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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