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Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)17:27:44 No.64584528 >>64582857 (OP) >no friends >no family >no casual acquaintances >have to extract cracked wisdom tooth >doctor says "you can't drive" >ok np, l'll get a taxi >"and no unaccompanied cabs or Uber" I'm being denied medical care for being a friendless loser. I don't know what to do.

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)20:16:37 No.16426145 >be me >go to Italy >ask for macn cheese >they don't have it and laugh at me Has this s--- happened to anyone else? It's like foreign countries 10 KB JPG don't know how to make their own food. : Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)20:36:40 No.16426205 >>16426145 (OP) # (OP) That's because you didn't ask them in their own language. Next time, say "macron du fromage" >>16426226 #

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: Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)20:48:28 No.859077312 If you could trade 1 year off your life for $10,000, how many years in total would you trade? 613 KB PNG 15 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)21:28:06 No.859079197 >2021 years >I go back in time to just before Jesus is killed >stop the spear >hailed by everyone as the hero who saved Jesus from the Jews >ask Jesus to save me >bury the $2021 dollars and leave a note somewhere for future self. >Jesus let's me be reborn in the year 2k >invest $2021 dollars in bitcoin at launch >???? >profit

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: Anonymous (ID: 6PZN/860 Scamming f------ 12/17/19(Tue)15:23:09 No.223003614 Joined a bunch of t----- support groups, starting lying about being a teen in need of money for HRT. Finna boutta get a gaming laptop bros 9 KB PNG

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Anon is not financially responsible | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Be me 10/14/19(Mon)03:30:02 No.42892771 >walking home one night >Mugger comes out of nowhere >"Give me your wallet!" 115 KB JPG >Unload my FN Five-seveN on him instead >Realize that I used 20 rounds of 5.7*28mm ammo MFW it would have been cheaper to just hand over the wallet

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anon is not taking the vaccine | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 7fjyJcNk ) O 07/06/21(Tue)18:07:35 No.329022528 >>329020999 (OP) # >door bell rings *muffled noises* >slowly lift my flabs from the table, returning all my body parts into full weight mode >the smell of 14 month old piss 59 KB JPG bottles, pizza boxes, c-- socks, tendie boxes and used tissues fill the air >make my way to the door, trying not to step into the foodrot puddles that have gathered on the floor >look through the door spyhole "Hello? Excuse me anon, this is Pam with the US Vaccine Bureau. Our records show you still have not gotten the COVID-19 vaccination. Are you available to come to the door for a moment?" >"No." >walk away from the door, back to the neet machine

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Anon passed it off as an ugly rumour | /r/Greentext

>be me >high school >there's this autistic tard called raffi (we're talking full blown rain man s--- here) who does nothing but walk around quoting s--- from TV commercials and game shows >people say he's been caught masturbating in the washrooms several times, but i always passed it off as an ugly rumour >i'm on spare, helping out in the tard department for some extra curricular >they have a private bathroom in the tard department >i think i'm alone >nope >bathroom door opens >rain man comes out with his pants around his ankles and a vacant thousand yard stare on his face >one hand is twisted into some weird shape that looks like he's trying to air guitar one of the most difficult chords ever played by jimi hendrix >other hand is jerking his c--- furiously "SUUUUUPERMARKET SWEEEEEP!" "supermarket.." "TIP TOP TAILORS!!!" "THIS... IS... JEOPARDY!" >i start yelling for the teachers aides "Um... help! Raffi! Penis!" >teachers aide comes out from another room >ushers him into the bathroom and shuts the door >my f------ heart >my f------ BRAIN >my f------ sides

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Anon finds dead deer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/19/18(Sun)11:30:03 No.47607921 Scaring childhood event thread. I'll go first: >be me >13 years ago >6th grade >on my way home from school 6 KB JPG >see dead deer on the side of the road >deer has extremely bloated stomach >want to know what's inside >get an idea on how to open it >jump on the deer >it erupts and spews rancid deer guts all over my body >it gets in my mouth and eyes causing me to vomit >l walk the rest of the way home >my mom has to rinse me off with the garden hose I sill can't eat any kind of fish without throwing up because it's reminiscent of the smell

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Anon wish he was a kid again | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/06/21(Tue)03:07:06 No.64454074 >be me 10 years ago >download some random mmorpg >never bother with doing quests or killing mobs >run around to the different areas of the world map just to explore and see cool places >sub Ivl 10 in endgame areas, die plenty of times >can just walk back to my corpse, revive and continue exploring because it was a f2p wowclone >eventually I reach the enemy faction capital >sneak around to places >having fun just by looking at the cool locations everywhere I wish I was a kid again

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Anon recommends the indian pill | /r/Greentext

File: 47186985352_8239c13190_0.jpg (705 KB, 1367x1907) Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)20:06:54 No.64578760 >traditional family values >virgin until marriage >marries for life >loyal >knows how to cook >takes care of family >respects her husband >does not drink or smoke >usually doctors and engineers >normies find them ugly Why haven't you taken the Indian Pill yet?

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ancient evil becomes the new moral compass | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/28/17(Tue)13:33:16 No.52416332 >ancient evil awakens >morals and ethics have changed so much in the last 10,000 years that the ancient evil is considered pretty moderate by todays standards. >>52424597 #

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Anon Has Ascended | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)09:17:04 No.18637368 I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF THINKING LATELY, 1625168661842.jpg 17 KB JPG >read Plato >suddenly get hidden messages from the platonic forms, shapes and colors >the circle is simple, the line is emotional, triangles smart, squares ethical, and stars are happy, >green is annoyed, yellow is giddy, blue is calm, red protects them i think i may be developing schizophrenia

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Anon is greek | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous /Med/ pill 09/14/20(Mon)19:34:07 No.57439572 >read the Illiad and the odyssey Greeks were polytheistic and believed that the gods were immortal, but also that they had human qualities; religion became the basis for Greek mythology >decide to try living like the ancient Zea the Greeks Goddes et wd Sedteof ove tate Gadfsmas >start eating lots of lamb, vegetables, olive oil, garlic, fish >ready only Ancient Greek/Roman/Mediterranean Gof ww Cotof unterwoe Gobufany 158 KB JPG literature and philosophy >sun my balls every day >start training more compounds, especially Olympic lifts >start growing a beard >listen to meditterranean music >drink only cheap red wine >refer to myself in the 3rd person as “zorba" >lifts skyrocket >interest from women skyrockets H-------- guys why didn't you tell me this was the key to happiness

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Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)17:27:44 No.64584528 >>64582857 (OP) >no friends >no family >no casual acquaintances >have to extract cracked wisdom tooth >doctor says "you can't drive" >ok np, l'll get a taxi >"and no unaccompanied cabs or Uber" I'm being denied medical care for being a friendless loser. I don't know what to do.

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