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Anon is not the brightest | /r/Greentext
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![Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)10:52:42 No.858907542 [Reply] > >>858908091 Failed attempt thread: post your attempts, and why they were just attempts, I've got a couple and they were all foiled by my own stupidity. here goes. >be me, 16 suicidal for irrelevant reasons >been shooting a couple times, mostly .22s and S&W revolvers because fudd town >come up with a plan >steal my dad's Colt revolver, one 357, and his pain meds >go up to my room >load revolver >eat pills >wait for pills to kick in >gun to head >pull trigger >click >look at cylinder >in my drug induced stupor think that a miracle has just occurred and that the cartridge switched chambers >years later read that Colt revolvers rotate opposite from S&W revolvers I'll post the other, equally stupid story if anyone gives a s---](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/146/979/972.png "Anon is a dumbass that doesn't do research | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1646114A-3DED-435F-98F6-C(...).png (437 KB, 860x834) O Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)20:55:04 No.858884029 [Reply] >be me >poorfag >have sore back >want to get massage but can't afford it >go on gay sites >find a guy giving free massages >tell him I only want massage nothing more >says okay >go to his place >get massage >asks if he can make me c-- >f--- it free orgasm >get head as well >just imagined it was a girl >he was better than most girls anyway >mfw it was all free](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/146/875/bda.png "anon needs a massage | /r/Greentext")
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