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: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)06:56:26 No.62110658 >Be me last week >Go to the gym at 4 am >It's empty as f---, not even a person is at the reception >Everything is empty >FUCKYEAH.jpg >Go Running and do the Macarena hand moves while running >Done with running >Do a silly walk like l'm the king of the world while moving to the weights >Start benching and moving plates while doing silly dance moves >Moonwalk to the next exercise while curling as well >Do that Usain Bolt posture he does after running in front of the mirror before exercise and say loudly IM THE BEST >Do exercise and after that start doing pull ups while screaming some stupid song s--- and YEEEAAAHHH every time l'm at the top. >Done with exercise a hour later >Pick up my stuff >Go to the front >See women at the reception >She's smiling, turns the monitor and shows me the screen >She saw everything >She says nice moves I like them :) >Hahaha... yeah thanks... >Go change and go back >Before I go out she says >How about you show me those move next time you come here? >Ahhhh, sure... Training at the morning alone is the best s--- there is.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
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