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: Anonymous 07/07/21(Wed)12:20:36 No.858546889 >l fell down the stairs when I was 16 >Broke my nose and hurt my wrist pretty bad >Dad takes me to the hospital >Nurses are doing some nurse s--- to me and asks me what happened >When I tell her that I fell down the stairs she stops what she's doing and goes into another room >after 10 minutes of watching Gumball on the TV all 10 KB JPG alone a cop walks into the room with the nurse >I remember that "fell down the stairs" is the cover up for "my dad hit me" >nurse cleans my nose and puts some toilet paper or whatever in it >Cop takes me to the Sheriffs Department and starts asking me questions >Two more cops walk in and bring my dad and gf to different interrogation rooms >First cop brings me into a room with a couch and some plants >Talked to me for a few hours while I tried to explain that i'm just a retard who somehow fell down stairs >He walks out and leaves the door open >Hear one of the officers tell the first one that they let my gf go, but they're still questioning my dad >Apparently my dad got a temporary lawyer which made them more suspicious of him >Anyways the brings in a therapist who also tried to get me to say that my dad hit me >Obviously I don't, but he's clearly not buying that i'm retarded enough to fall down the stairs >The cops searched our house and found blood at the end of the railing on the stairs and more blood on the floor by the last stair >Another cop drives me to the hospital where a pretty hot nurse made me take off my shirt >Thank god that at this point in my life I was pretty fit and could bench more than twice my body weight >She looks at my back for awhile and occasionally rubs it or some s--- like that >Her and the cop talk for awhile outside the room >She tells him that there's nothing showing I was pushed >Dad picks me up and we go home >He tells me they were gonna charge him with assault and battery and some other stuff too >Mfw my dad almost went to prison because i'm too f------ dumb to walk down stairs

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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