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![File: OF69E76C-E313-476F-8BF9-9(...).png (46 KB, 945x1234) O Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)00:37:30 No.858313553 [Reply] >take a s--- >it stinks >use air freshener >now it just smells like s--- and air freshener](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/139/944/a8f.png "Anon uses Febreze | /r/Greentext")
![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] File: BlightDumping.jpg (997 KB, 2400x1596) Bad Neighborhood stories thread Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)18:59:20 No.64427819 Oh my god, a thread that isn't p---? Impossible. Catch-all for all the anons who live on the seedy-er sides of town and have experienced what makes them so seedy. Example from literally an hour ago below. >walking to store to get a pepsi/get some cardio in >walk down traintracks into the usual neighborhood i walk through >like 6 people standing on this porch stare at me as i walk past >lady across the street goes "hey come talk to me! cmon you dont want to talk to me?" >pants_shat.jpg >say i have a job interview to be at at the Circle K down the street (friends of mine work there and can vouch for me) >walk faster >porch f------ start following me >idea.jpg >pull out phone and look at the time >say aloud "s--- it's almost 5:30" and break out into a jog >they jog after me >i hear "yeah you better run little f-----" >passive_restraints.mp3 >run at full sprint >eventually outrun them because i'm not sagging my pants like a f------ tool >their dogs are still after me >f------ BOLT to the Handee Hugos where someone I know works >duck inside >grab pepsi >unshit pants >get a ride home](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/139/850/a4a.jpg "Anon almost gets “mugged” | /r/Greentext")
![File: 42E77141-AB8B-439C-B921-4(...).png (128 KB, 295x302) O Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)16:15:18 No.858290278 [Reply] >>858290640 >be me >muscles hurt from gym >use heat balm to massage muscles >sleep >wake up 2 hours later >horny >j------- >feels good man >d--- begins to tingle >d--- begins to burn I am in a lot of pain /b/ros! What do? Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)16:21:42 No.858290640 >>858290278 (OP). Cut it off! Hurry!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/139/713/196.png "Anon likes to work out | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1445215288691.jpg (55 KB, 438x438) Anonymous 06/29/21 (Tue)06:52:13 No.827969426 [Reply] D >Be me >Mummy's bestest healthy 450 pound boy in all of Surfside Florida >haven't left condo since mummy brought me home in 1981 >Mummy loves me, brings me all the tendies every day >Am happy, even rinse off musk in pool for more GBP >With mummy's good behavior, piss jugg cellar getting full >WITH TENDIES YOU HAVE SHOWN ME LOVE, I'VE NO NEED FOR ALL THESE JUGGS. YOU HAVE HELPED MY HEALTHY FRAME, TIME FOR THESE PISS JUGGS TO DRAIN >Wait until pool is being drained to empty 50 gallon piss barrels >Gassy bubblies like my booty braps as it reacts with the pool chemicals >Notice bubblies coming from crack in concrete. Looks like a bubbly bath! >Decide to go for double the GBP and rinse off my healthy frame with a couple canon balls into the healthy pool >Cracks in concrete start to widen and bubbling intensifies with each healthy bounce on the diving board >THIS POOL IS NOT READY I KNOW, I WILL NOT SHOUT "GERONIMO!" SINCE THE WATER IS NOT FULL, I WILL DIVE IN SCREAMING "SITTING BULL!!" >Take my very highest step off the edge of the diving board and turn myself into a mighty canonball attack >Pool not full enough with acidic piss to break my fall >Bottom of pool cracks even more under the impact of my healthy booty striking the bottom of the pool >Freshly coated with my own manly musk, go total Alpha Male mode and jump in again >Roof top pool gets a little crooked, but probably still safe for splishy splashies >Take another mighty step off the edge of the slightly crooked diving board on top of 12 story condo >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEÉEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEÉEEEEEEEEEEEE! >The impressive force of my healthy frame bursts through the bottom of the pool >25 year old fermented acidic piss floods into rebar holding concrete supports of condo together >Pathetic vegetal building crumbles under the weight of my dominant healthy frame. >12 confirmed dead. nearlv 150 missing HIGH SCORE!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/139/671/f6f.jpg "Anon has some healthy frame fun | /r/Greentext")
