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: Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)08:24:04 No.64372151 i have fun planned >Be me >Work 2 Jobs >1 in retail, 1 in construction >lots of money from construction, everyone at retail loves the charming guy 13 KB JPG at the cash >Working construction and needed some materials >Home Depot.exe >Cute girl working at cash, knew her slightly from senior year graduation last year >Simple convo regarding what schooling we will be going into >Light flirting from her >Decide to play along >Pay for my s--- and ask if she wants to, perhaps, meet up for dinner or something on the weekend >She agrees >Smiles and winks at me as I leave >"See you in a few days anon!" >Charismatic smile until l'm completely out of her view >Face disintegrates into chalk when outside >My charm is a ruse >I have schizophrenia >Diagnosed with APSD >l am insane >l'm want to get her drunk and then f------ cut her stomach open and play with her blood >Mfw I'm considering doing this >Mfw I know I wont, but have actually no clue why I won't despite ability to do so I know l'm f----- in the head but can anyone unironically relate or do I just need help.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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