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Board /b/ - Random Settings Mobile Home : Anonymous 06/26/21(Sat)16:54:40 No.857714899 Been working at a grocery store for a while now and holy f--- are these people NPC's. Every m------------ says the same thing. 155 KB JPG >be standing in front of check stand >"Are ya open?" >"Looking for work?" >"Don't look so bored!" H--------, not only that but everyone is such a penny pinching f---. Ready to screech if they don't get their 50 cents off an item. The best part is the screen doesn't show discounts until I've rang everything up and hit "total" >"Wait that costs this!" >"This is four for $12" >"it says there's a digital coupon!" >"No I don't have the app and I don't want it!" >"Do you have the coupon? it's in the paper" >"Someone else did this for me" Also my personal favorite >"Do you have a card or something you can scan so I can get all the deals" Like holy f--- are you serious? You think we just keep a card that unlocks all the deals for you in the register? You don't need anything special for the deals unless it's a coupon. And they make damn sure to tell you what every deal is as soon as you reach for the item, like you haven't already heard it 400 times. Share your grocery store stories anons I know you f---- got em. 227 Replies / 22 Images View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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