![File: apples.jpg (57 KB, 460x460) O Anonymous 09/27/19(Fri)17:28:43 No.54597642 [Reply] Enjoying the little things stories? >be me, walking past local market >pass stand with many different apples >desire to eat apple intensifies >select good-looking apple, approach apple lady to pay >"Just the one? You can just have it." >nice early fall day >walk streets eating free apple >it's super juicy and crunchy to the max, 9.5/10 >Thanks, apple lady](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/128/193/9a2.png "anon eats apples | /r/Greentext")
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![O Anonymous 06/18/21(Fri)18:57:07 No.857120966 [Reply] >>857121356 >be me, 18, eurocuck >apply for firearms license >meeting at my house with police officer >we sit down and he asks me why I want guns >I tell him for hunting and target practice, then make a joke about self defence against BLM rioters >oh s--- what have I said.jpg >officer starts laughing and says "hey man, I'm with you on that one" >eventually talk and realise he's a based guy >he ends up allowing me to have way more guns than usually allowed for a beginner >tells me after a while I can apply for more but to wait because his boss will ask him why so many guns I'm so happy b >> Anonymous 06/18/21(Fri)19:04:49 No.857121356](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/128/097/ed7.png "anon meets based cop | /r/Greentext")
