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Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)00:42:18 No.377411752 File 1327815738.jpg-(7 KB, 316x202, Feels Bad Man.jpg) >Be 16 >Love girl >Girl thinks of me as little brother >She only likes douchebags with those stupid f------ gauges >Be skinny and socially awkward >Brothers wedding soon >Ask her to be my date >For some f------ reason, she says yes >Pick her up in my 68 Nova that is named after her because she f------ loves my car >She's wearing a bright blue dress that shows off her great ass >Get there, brother asks if she is girlfriend >Say no, just friends >Wedding ends, driving back to our town >"FemAnon, would you like to watch a movie at my house?" >"Sure Anon, sounds good." >We watch Zombieland, I ask her what if zombies attacked my house just then >She says "Kill them all! What about you?" >'Tell you my true feelings about you and see where it went after." >"Anon, you like me?" >"I f------ love you." >She says she feels the same but has been too shy to say anything. >l go for it and the kiss lands >20 minute make-out session >She walks seductively to my room saying "Meet me in here in 5 minutes." >5 minutes later go down the hallway >Õpen the door >Trip on the floor >"Get up Anon." >Stand up to see her in bra and panties >Jump on bed, furiously making out >Start to undo her bra >She pushes me away and turns around "I can't do this." >"FemAnon, are you ok?" >"I can't Anon." >"What's wrong?" >Turns around and looks deep into my eyes In the most seductive voice she says... >"I need about tree fiddy." Now it was about this time i realized this beautiful girl was a 8 story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era That goddamned Loch-Ness monster had tricked me again. Bin 01/29/12(Sun)00:44:03 No.377412128 File1327815843.gif-(115 KB, 250x184, 1451234123.gif) >>377411752

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