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File: elon.jpg (190 KB, 2000x1390) O Anonymous 06/14/21(Mon)02:26:14 No.856795182 >be me >elon musk >hear jeff bezos is going to space >he's auctioning off a ticket on his space ship >go to amazon.com/betonbezosspaceship >the top bid is $27 million >bid $28 million >win >oh my god how will i ever financially recover from this >Imaooo >fast forward to launch day >launch spaceship.exe >me and jeff are floating around, just vibin >i pull out my cleverly concealed katana >cut jeff's head off >nasa radios me >"jesus f------ christ, elon, did you just cut jeff's head off? >do my best steve urkel impression >"did i do that?" >land safely on earth >the nation's top law enforcement officials are all in agreement >they can't prosecute me because no country has jurisdiction on space murder >get invited to the white house >president biden gives me the presidential medal of freedom for being the world's cleverest murderer >without emperor bezos, amazon collapses into a mass of warring fiefdoms >my tesla/spacex armies conquer each fiefdom with a speed and brutality that would make genghis khan jealous >mfw i own amazon now >mfw i'm worth 400 billion dollars

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened
☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?
Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.
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