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File: elon.jpg (190 KB, 2000x1390) O Anonymous 06/14/21(Mon)02:26:14 No.856795182 >be me >elon musk >hear jeff bezos is going to space >he's auctioning off a ticket on his space ship >go to amazon.com/betonbezosspaceship >the top bid is $27 million >bid $28 million >win >oh my god how will i ever financially recover from this >Imaooo >fast forward to launch day >launch spaceship.exe >me and jeff are floating around, just vibin >i pull out my cleverly concealed katana >cut jeff's head off >nasa radios me >"jesus f------ christ, elon, did you just cut jeff's head off? >do my best steve urkel impression >"did i do that?" >land safely on earth >the nation's top law enforcement officials are all in agreement >they can't prosecute me because no country has jurisdiction on space murder >get invited to the white house >president biden gives me the presidential medal of freedom for being the world's cleverest murderer >without emperor bezos, amazon collapses into a mass of warring fiefdoms >my tesla/spacex armies conquer each fiefdom with a speed and brutality that would make genghis khan jealous >mfw i own amazon now >mfw i'm worth 400 billion dollars

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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