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Anonymous | 35613985 29 mins ago Retarded brother ? >be young >have a brother 1 year older >mother gets daily visitors >each time she gets a visitor she locks us in a room >looks away and says :"lookout for your retarded brother >each one of us thinks the other JPG 7.3 kB is retarded >mother dies Still don't know which one of us was the retarded one 2 REPLIES 1 IMAGE REPLY

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: 20210421 230533.png (126 KB, 680x538) UN THE GENEVA CONVENTIONS UN OF 12 AUGUST 1949 Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)17:59:37 No.4266899 >>4266999 >>4267015 >>4267273 > HEY, DON'T SHOOT THAT PARACHUTER. > YOU HAVE TO LET HIM LAND.

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File: 85D5CBA4-704A-4BCF-90CF-E(...).jpg (31 KB, 333x320) O Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)07:30:16 No.856657859 >see hot cashier at convenient store MAGNUM XL >desperately want to impress her >walk up to counter >ask for magnum condoms >she actually looks intrigued >turns to take magnums off pegboard >suddenly, old high school bully appears >loudly proclaims he remembers me >asks if i recall gym class together >hot cashier is listening intently >loud bully man leans over counter >whispers to hot cashier >"he's gotta micropenis" >they both look at me snickering TROJAN MAGNUM LARGE BIZE CONDOMB XL LUBRICATED For Contraception Plas STE Pretection >cashier puts magnums back on pegboard >loud bully man grabs box of tampons >hands them to me >"here, anon...take these instead" >hot cashier laughs >look directly at old high school bully >pull out my ten-inch c--- >let it dangle dominantly before him >see cashier's n------ harden >loud bully man stammers in awe >"it...it can't be...it...it can't..." >mfw i got a penis extension in college

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