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![File: url.jpg (10 KB, 243x207) Anonymous 03/28/15(Sat)15:27:42 No.606484350 [Reply] » 2606486101 >Be me in high school >be loner >be weirdo >be socially retarded >go to college >decide to work on social skills >start reading about how normies act >see that eye contact is important >see that normies think avoiding eye contact with them is insulting >decide to work on that first >every class of my first semester i sit at front of class >making eye contact with professors >professors giving a lecture >i'm making eye contact >professors answering a question >i'm making eye contact >do this for a few classes >eventually female professors start talking to me about their husbands/boyfriends for some reason >i feel good because people are sharing personal details with me >l feel like my eye contact is working on making me likable >male professors start talking to the class about their wives for some reason >they would always look at me while doing that >i would smile and nod to indicate i am interested in what they have to say (i read that somewhere) >2 years later >not completely a normie but not socially retarded anymore >be laying in bed >suddenly it hits me like 52 tons of bricks >mfw female professors thought that i was attracted to them >mfw male professors thought that i was attracted to them >mfw they would tell me about their So's to get me to stop staring at them >mfw i was sitting at the front of the class. >mfw they were freshmen classes so 100+ students >mfw my whole graduating class thinks that i am either a weirdo into older women or a f----- into older men](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/051/792/131.png "Anon makes eye contact | /r/Greentext")
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