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2d (6/7 4:29) 28800859 JPG 183KB (1041 x 1009) 7 Replies ok I got one >be about 6 years old >obsessed with Toy Story >it's my favorite movie ever >one December my mom takes me to the mall to see Santa and tell him what I want for Christmas >Sitting on Santa's lap, I told him about all the things I wanted, but I FORGOT to tell him I wanted a toy slinky dog like the one in Toy Story (pic related) >Only realized when I got home that I forgot to tell Santa I wanted a slinky dog >Start crying >mom asks me what's wrong >tell her I forgot to ask Santa for a slinky dog so now Christmas is ruined >mom tells me "don't worry sweetie, I'm sure Santa will know" >I don't believe her but whatever >anyway, Christmas day comes >l open my presents. >l don't believe my eyes >f------ slinky dog right there. >l've never been so happy >because I was so happy I never questioned the bizarreness of the situation. >It's only years later as an adult that I realized something ]How the F--- did Santa know I wanted a slinky dog??? ...

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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