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: Anonymous 06/03/21(Thu)18:29:20 No.63979846 >walk into kitchen to get some coffee >greeted big ass wasp sitting on my coffee machine and buzzing around it >s--- sits on the part of the coffee maker where hot water comes out of 179 KB JPG >press the button to activate it and burn its ass >bitch is p----- now and is flying around the room >lands on a drawer and just starts staring at me while its stinger starts pulsating >grab my phone and put The Good The Bad And The Ugly's theme as i have a staring contest with this wasp >full on mexican stall, if i move it's gonna fly and sting me but if it moves i grab my slipper and kill it >staring at each other for a solid 2 minutes now with the song playing, both ready to draw our weapons >song hits climax and with a swift blow i kill the wasp and its body falls down on the floor unceremoniously >drop my slipper on the unmoving body and slip my foot into it >make some coffee, walk out of kitchen and as i walk back to my room to play Isaac Afterebirth+ the only words that come out of my mouth are "I won."

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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