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: Anonymous 06/03/21(Thu)03:58:18 No.855959910 perfectdate.jpg 130 KB JPG >been chatting with this girl on tinder >5/10, not thin but not fat, seems nice >probably the best i'll ever get >"let's meet up for dinner, anon! i know the best place. you'll love it." >if i'm gonna pull this off, i will have to use every fiber of my being to suppress my autism >before meeting her, i make a checklist >"don't ramble about minecraft/anime/roblox/pokemon/the star wars prequels/dogecoin" >"don't complain about having asperger's" >"don't lecture her about the jews" >we finally meet >"anon! hello there!" >"GENERAL KENOBI!" >"...what?" >"...oh, it's just...that's what general grievous says in the star wars prequels.." >"...what?" >"you'll have to excuse me, i have asperger's...i just..when i heard you say 'hello there' i had to say 'GENERAL KENOBI-" KILL DATE.EXE RESTART DATE.EXE >"anon! hello there!" >"hi! it's so great to finally meet you! i'm starving!" >"you will love the baked ziti. i order it every time i'm here!" >"i hope i can pay for it in dogecoin!" >"...do..dogecoin? what's that?" >"dogecoin is a cryptocurrency. elon musk is a big fan of dogecoin. elon musk has asperger's. have i mentioned that i have asperger's?" >"..." >"have you ever played minecraft? it kicks ass. it's like legos, but the legos are on your computer-" KILL DATE.EXE RESTART DATE.EXE >"anon! hello there!" >we both order the baked ziti >we really hit it off >"anon..do you want to go back to my place?" >successfully fight off the urge to make excited pikachu noises >we're at her place >making out >"anon, i'm so f------ horny...i want you to whisper in my ear. tell me what you want to do to me." >lean in >whisper >"hey..." >"...let me tell you about the Jews." KILL DATE.EXE RESTART DATE.EXE 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 06/03/21(Thu)04:02:04 No.855960109 kys

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?
The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic
Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay
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