I’d like to speak to the manager of Mocha coffee please | /r/FuckYouKaren | Karen | Know Your Meme

a customer got angry at me today I made her mocha to go by accident and now she's 'never coming back' THANKS TO MY ACTIONS

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Dear Anonymous Passerby, Don't worry, you're safe now! Your act of casual cruelty was successful. The complaint you lodged with the HOA was heard. They had me take down the small treefort that I built on this location with my sons during the pandemic. No longer will its presence offend your walk) past my house. Please enjoy your stroll free from the sound of my children's play and laughter. They are safely back inside now, watching television I'm sure. Enjoy the unobstructed view of my backyard. I will try to keep it up to code. Best, -Dave

Rylee @RyleeMoser FOR WHAT REASON DOES EVERY APARTMENT COMPLEX HAVE A DOG WEIGHT LIMIT OF 20 POUNDS? I can promise you my 90 pound golden retriever is a hell of a lot better behaved than Karen's 7 pound p------------ devil worshipping chihuahua

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Karen reviews her Wedding DJ | /r/FuckYouKaren

rter rated you 5/10 about 3 hours ago: DJ was very nice. Shoe game was great. However, did not review paperwork with songs wanting to be played, prior to calling. Paperwork is tedious, but clues you in to your couples wants and dislikes. And if they take the time to write it- play it and similar genre and type of songs. We talked a week before wedding- DJ, not company rep should be initiating, interviewing, interacting with clients from get go so we can get a feel for one another, so the DJ is actually interested, involved, invested- and- knows what the couples/clients want vs a phone in show up plug it in and do what they do because they've done it before. Which is how I would describe our experience. Most songs we put down were NOT played. The ones that were, were defaults, i.e. YMCA, electric slide. Even the ones starred were not played. I had to request cupid shuffle which 1-I starred said its brides fav, if gone when played, play again later when bride is back. 2- played at inopportune time, meaning packed the dance floor like it does- started another good dance song, then immediately cut off because it was garter and bouquet time- we all sighed and grumbled because after cupid shuffle ready to keep it going. We needed to do those things it was a bummer for the timing. 3- it packs a dance floor! That song needs to be played as most interactive dance songs to get people to floor then follow with string of good dance songs to keep it going. Which if done earlier as a starred, must have song - some happy dancers would've been out longer. I used to go out dancing a lot. I know what songs keep people dancing and songs that clear the floor that may be good songs but not dance songs/hard/akward to dance to. I had many good dance songs I put down that people can sing and dance to, which always makes for a more enjoyable time. I wanted a funny outgoing DJ/emcee that would keep things flowing and add comments that make people laugh/ highlight personslity, etc. From very start of reception hands off music so they could eat. I get it. Just play a better string of hands off music. It was ok, not mad at it. Not happy with it- mediocre- but it got my attention because I didn't like it, didn't know it, felt it could've been better as I noticed from back of tent and said outloud what is this?! I didn't feel like it fit the vibe. Bad default mix in my opinion. Not horrible, could be better. I literally said the same thing outloud- now from back of property bad song grabbing my attention negatively when 1st open dance floor song was played, it was a terrible 70sish? Song that no one knows, thus not interested in. Thus, empty floor. There are many disco era songs well known well liked default dance songs. Starting with chicken dance, YMCA, Brick House anyone? Everyone! Because it's a known song, September? etc. Disco can be done well with a sprinkle of dance songs. Get people out, break ice and akwardness, then start string of known music that is also good beats to dance to. Draw em out, keep em there. Keep it flowing, DJ 101. Plus outgoing personality. Dance floor would be full, then a dance floor clearing song would come on. Read the room, if you start a song and everyone bails, replace it immediately. Call it out, make it funny, that song doesn't seem to be too popular, lets try this one...keep if flowing. No need to follow through all the way when it's not working. Now, in C defense. I did not hear ALL the songs, and people were allowed to make requests, and I don't know what they asked for. But I don't think there were a lot of requests. Garter dance song was wrong song also. We requested on phone with ), Pony, and got his default of Pour Some Sugar On Me, which he mentioned is what he usually plays and he did. But not what we wanted. The night was still good. Overall we are happy with our wedding as a whole and would call it a success. I would not reccomend e as a first draft pick, or 2nd, probably not 3rd. But I would as a need a DJ can't get some other ones first who would be more personable where you deal with the person you are hiring frim day one, not a body that shows up. No disrespect, but people deserve better the day/event they hire you for. It is incredibly important to them, they remember it the rest of their lives. They need someone who is invested from day 1, conversation 1 and multinle times up until if need be. The guy who calls when inquiries are made- his company? Who lines things out? Amazing. Great personality, we even excitedly said "are you out DJ?" You sell it, well. We were sold on you. THAT is what each person should get to decide themselves. Do they like what they are hearing, the personality, the buy in, are they gelin? It's misleading to a point. But you, are not what we got, but what we wanted. I talked to two other DJs, actual DJs who handle business and clients direct. One we couldn't get for our day, the other I unfortunatelvtalked to after we booked with Co wanted the other guy because he was incredibly responsive, professional, offered great services, yes better and more. And I feel he would've listened to what we wanted and made it happen. But we paid a deposit already. That's the only reason we didn't change. I wish we would have. The DJ came, played music, slayed the shoe game. In some peoples eyes thats a win. To a point it is. But was it done well? We're still a tad frustrated, there's your answer.

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Shut up Ms Boomer | /r/FuckYouKaren

CNN.COM Apple announces its first new iPod in four years O8 412 129 Comments 103 Shares O Like Comment Share Most Relevant - Write a comment... Good. Because I REFUSE to buy my 17 year old a celi pnone. 'll get him one of these and he can text me when he's on WiFi and can order an Uber to take him home from school. Like - Reply · 39m Most Relevant is selected, so some replies may have been filtered out. 17, huh? That kid must be counting down the days until his next birthday! 27 Like Reply 30m once he's 18 he's not my propiem anymore. Like · Reply · 29m you won't be his either Like · Reply · 26m 0 26

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It all makes sense now. | /r/FuckYouKaren

is ... with 10h · O Something to think about.. #SaveOurChildren obering... BEV Think again. You'd never be able to really tell if they needed help. Think kids should wear masks?

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THIS IS BEYOND OFFENSIVE! | /r/FuckYouKaren

NOT VACONATED

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Corona is so 2020 | /r/FuckYouKaren

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When you are doing the usual “pointless trolling” dance with anon and they get so mad they post you on Imgur. Don’t know where else to post this but I am laughing so hard. | /r/FuckYouKaren

11:37 al LTE D Done A imgur.com imgur Get App r/ Rosi He 0/ giants fen 310 O 2 Save a Share Open in App X Once again it's Farley Friday! Here's an II

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If you want tons and tons of Karen’s, see r/banvideogames | /r/Karen

Noah? Get the boat. made with me

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Karen says sorry your brother is about to start intense chemo for his cancer, but could you tell me sooner next time? I don’t want to miss a party | /r/FuckYouKaren

V chemo a few days ago, and he really wants everyone to visit before he gets too weak/sick from his treatment :( Read 8:27 AM Im so sorry that you're going through this O Yes that's fine, you can have off, but next time if you could please give a little more notice that would be great e we had a party planned for you today lol. T hope his treatment goes well iMessage Pay

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Just so we're clear | /r/FuckYouKaren

12:34 O X Vo) LTE ll 81% E Q Search JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR.. I never cared that you were Gay or Transexual, UNTIL you started SHOVING it Down My Throat. I never cared what color you were, UNTIL you started BLAMING me for YOUR personal problems. I never cared about your political affiliation, UNTIL you started CONDEMNING me for mine. I really never cared where you were born, UNTIL you wanted to ERASE my history and BLAME my ancestors for YOUR life failures. I never even cared if your beliefs were different than mine, UNTIL you said my beliefs were wrong. Now I care... My Patience and Tolerence are GONE! And I am NOT alone in feeling like this. Just know that there are HUNDREDS of MILLIONS of us who feel the same way. 1K 12 Comments • 22K Shares Like לT Share

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Q Karen wearing offensive Jewish "Not Vaccinated" star | /r/FuckYouKaren

hatWRKS NASHVILLE NOT XVACCINATED ♡ Q ♡ I a a 253 likes patches are here!! they turned out great. $5ea. strong adhesive back.. we'll be offering trucker caps soon. View all 426 comments 4 hours ago

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Karen: Since 1878 | /r/FuckYouKaren

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Who here agrees with this sign | /r/FuckYouKaren

Alone IN yur, TAKE The Car? MASK OFF You Look Stp!

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