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: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)08:09:30 No.63818374 > Be me, 16 years old, 2014 > Get into a really heated argument with some guy > My naive ass was being very cocky because he was skinny and like 1.65 (which is the average male height in Mexico, Yucatan, where this story takes 26 KB JPG place) > I'm of robust build and 1.85 meters tall > He pulls out a machete on me, because everyone living in a village has one > I pull out some stupid wrench I was carrying > What I expected to be a long lasting fight ends in one single swing, I hit his head and he lays motionless on the floor > I begin freaking out and I call an ambulance >I refuse to speak to the police > I'm not in a good economic situation in order to defend myself > I go talk with my uncle grandpa, he is one of the richest guys in the city > Huge house with exotic animals kind of rich > He tell me he will see what he can do to help > Two days later the case is dropped out of nowhere Mfw

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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