Notes:

The Volkssturm:

For when you've called up every single available fighting man in your country, but then decide f--- it and call up the rest of them as well.

Hand Grenades and Panzerfaust's for everyone!

"Even the children?"

Especially the children!

Do you know how many 14 year-olds we can fit into a bunker?

A f----load, that's what!