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: Anonymous 01/10/18(Wed)18:39:45 No.756517577 > Be me > 17 > Few years ago > Constantly joke with best friend about suicide and edgy s--- > Best friend's mom left his dad a few months ago > Best friend texts me "I'm gonna jump rn" > ohtheusual.gif > Reply with "Do it, lol" > Don't get a reply > His dad calls me from the hospital > fuckmethisisbad.jpeg > He jumped from an abandoned building and survived > We're not friends anymore

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous 01/05/21(Tue)22:58:00 No.844090720 >get knock at front door >girl scouts selling candy bars >1 dollar each >buy whole box >sell the candy bars to neighbors for 3 bucks a pop 33 KB JPG >profit

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Anonymous 716321829 1 hr. ago ... >Brother and I. >Check Craigslist when we're 19, year the 360 Elite came out. >Trying to find cheap launch 360's to nab up, since CoD babies are selling them for Elites. >Find a guy selling his for $110. >Meet at his apartment. >Dude seems okay, not a whole lot odd. >Brings out the Xbox, a couple games, and 2 controllers. >Says "F--- it, 'Il take $10 off. It ain't even mine. It's my roomates. I recorded him f------ my girl, and they don't know it. I'm selling all their s--- off as revenge." >We're both like... "Holy f---, that blows. Is that his TV?" >He throws in a 32-inch widescreen for another $50. >Asks if we're hungry. ... >4 hours later, we've hit McDonalds, gotten drunk, and are playing pool at the local Billiards Hall. >Dude drops us his phone number incase we ever wanna hang out again. 10 years later, we were groomsmen at his wedding. Dude finished college 2 years after we met him, and makes 300k a year at a banking branch in SC. We still play video games and s--- over Discord. Best f------ Craigslist ad ever. TL;DR: >We went to buy an Xbox. >Ended up with a bro for life.

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: Anonymous 05/18/21(Tue)21:12:56 No.854729013 >be me, loser living with parents >go out to hit the gym with a bro >halfway through, get a text from mom >"hey anon, i was looking for some movies and i found a folder named 6 KB JPG gigachad, why is it full with muscular men?" >ohshit.mp4 >mfw she now thinks i'm gay wat do

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: Anonymous 05/18/21(Tue)16:32:04 No.63725215 Do attractive women from well off families have the easiest life paths? >born into wealthy family >grow up popular, everyone nice to them, have their pick of partner in 156 KB JPG hs >too busy having fun in hs to get good grades, doesn't matter >go to random college, party, have a good time while in joke degree like communications >graduate and get s--- job, suddenly life hits them like a tons of bricks >suddenly they're poor for the first time ever >still young and hot though, so things could be worse, still partying >after a year or two slumming it, they realize it sucks, partying getting old >also notice wrinkles etc. for the first time, realize their looks already peaked >decide it's time to pick a rich guy to marry while they are still hot >live rest of life in luxury in exchange for f------ their husband once a week >well anons, does anyone else have it easier?

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O Anonymous 05/17/21(Mon)21:37:37 No.854688612 File: 1620191086237.jpg (269 KB, 2057x2429) SAME AS IT EVER WAS >Be me SAME WAS >24M >On my way to eat Subway >practice my order in my head >walk in SAM WAS SAM WAS >finally it's my time to order >Cashier Lady: "welcome to Subway, what can I get you" BAMEA TEH WAS >Me: "uhhhh yeah, can I get a football meat long" >start to panic "ah f---, uhhhh, I meant can I get a meatlong foot sub" >f--- up #2 >"umm never mind, l'll see you later" >walk out >never been back to Subway

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: Anonymous parents 05/18/21(Tue)07:49:44 No.63718866 >be me 12 >parents abbusive as s--- >all of us in living room tv ad plays with cool music >autistic plan made: What if I dance in a cool way to the tv ad that'll surely make them love me right? 40 KB JPG >drop comes >jump out of my chair start some autistic twitching >cat gets scared >runs thru charging cable of dad's laptop and yanks it out of his lap real hard >brakes >they beat me up >pic generic pepe Why can't I ever be loved anons?

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: Anonymous 05/18/21(Tue)05:07:55 No.63719328 >still get asked for ID when trying to buy beer >tfw I'm 28 year old 64 KB JPG

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>into the cartoon "Osmosis Jones" as a kid >watch it nearly every day from age 4-7 >some years pass >im 12 watching p--- for the first time >i try to peel back my foreskin like I see in these videos >its impossible, excruciating pain 683 KB PNG >go to the doctor, I have to get circumcised >its a painful procedure, miss a week of school and everything >as im laying in bed recovering, my dad starts calling me "Phimosis Jones" >a day or two later, one his colleagues has to come over to the house >he introduces me as "my son PJ" and gives me a wink >starts calling me 'PJ' more than my real name >my sisters and mom start calling me PJ too >im now 25 and all my friends and family call me PJ despite my real name starting with a T >when meeting new people they inevitably ask how I got the nickname >I have to tell them about my childhood phimosis >most people get really weirded out by it its not fair, release me from this hell bros

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O Anonymous 05/18/21(Tue)16:30:27 No.63724041 [Reply] > >>63724129 >Be me >sitting in chair >just now >Randomly remember that the N-word exists >Start chuckling followed by hysterically laughing >No racial implications, it's just funny >Keep repeating "N----- be like" followed by random mouth sound effect in between laughter >Currently crying laughing so, how's your morning, bros?

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