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![: Anonymous 05/17/21(Mon)23:58:05 No.854663125 >On break at work >Remember funny video I watched yesterday uncontrollablelaughter.gif >Cute new girl walks up to me and asks what's so funny >Show her this video of a cat falling to its 41 KB JPG death >She walks away silently and avoided me the rest of the day Here's the video if you're curious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LYJ- Qmqg2U&ab_channel=BrianHBrianH [Open] Am I retarded?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/103/109/d3e.jpg "Anon embarrasses himself | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1442571422947.jpg (220 KB, 1182x966) Anonymous 03/07/16(Mon)18:05:16 No.672747306 [Reply] ► >>672749164 >be me >going to see the viewing of Zootopia >in the theater here they have an RPX viewing place where you can reserve seats >reserve the entire row, costs me almost $150 >this is the best row, the one right by the stairs >the one that all the moms with their little s---- go to sit at because it's the easiest to get to >sit right in the middle >hot cooked food to the left, drink, popcorn to the right >moms start pouring in with their spawn >trying to sit down >"sorry but all of these seats are reserved" >"for who?" >"for me" >"you can't do that" >"yes, I can" >he kid starts crying >she admits defeat again and sits down >I audibly laugh >almost every single one of them ask to go see a manager, carrying their spawn along with them >manager comes in, I show him the tickets with the seat spot numbers as proof that I reserved the seats >"sorry ma'am, he reserved them, but there are plenty of other seats to sit at >at this point they don't even care where they sit, they just don't want me to win >they start complaining to the manager about how it's b------- that I get to reserve every seat in the row and how they should change their policy to where each person can only reserve one seat and bla bla bla >manager backs me up though, what a trooper >they accept defeat and take their seats >few moments later, some people come in without kids, and go to sit down in the row I reserved >soccer mom in the row above me tells them in a very bitchy way "you can't sit there, he reserved every single seat in that row just for him. It's b-------" >"no it's fine, you guys can sit here" >this just pisses her off more >she storms out and gets a manager again >hear her yelling at the manager about how he's discriminating against her >she threatens to leave >"that's it" >she grabs her kid by the arm and leaves >mfw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/398/559/485.png "anon goes to see a movie | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous (ID: OL3kp9Mk) Anonymous 02/17/23(Fri)04:53:55 No.91594194 ✓ >>91584652 >>91588087 $ grep -iE "m[aeou]h[aeou]mm? [aeou]d" NOFLY.csv | wc -1 312755 $wc - NOFLY.csv 1566062 NOFLY.csv 02/17/23(Fri)03:57:07 No.416519196 >>>/g/91575935 # 20% of no fly list is MUHAMMAD kek 33 Replies / 5 Images muhammad.png 64 KB PNG View Thread](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/535/370/644.jpg "Anon uses RegEx | /r/Greentext")
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