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Sad day today. True story. >Be me, 31, software programmer for a tech company in a city >Everyday get 45min break for lunch 46 KB JPG >The best places to eat are next to this bench area >Next to bench area is this bucket drummer >He's REALLY good. >Been going there to eat my lunch every mon-fri for the past year or so >Always give him a dollar. Least I could do. Pretty cheap for 30min of entertainment. >Went to my work today to grab my laptop >Got lunch in same spot as always, notice he isn't out there >Shrug it off, he probably isn't out here on Sundays. >Very sad woman comes and places flowers on where he normally performs >My heart skips a beat, I felt my stomach drop > "Who are those for?" > She proceeds to tell me that the drummer was killed by a driver that was texting while he was crossing the street >Told me his name was Devin >Never spoken a word to Devin, but everyday when I give him a dollar he'd smile and wave at me. >Even though I don't know Devin, or even his name until now, I'm devastated right now. >My life in the corporate cage sucked, Devin was my way of escaping into music. >Worst part was I never got to tell him how much better his music would make my s----- days. >RIP Devin, thank you for your beautiful music.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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