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Anonymous 11/11/20(Wed)06:41:26 No.60863896 >Think that everyone f------ hates me >Therapist tells me this is a delusion and that if I don't believe that, I should ask people straight up if they hate me >Don't have any friends, so I ask my mom if she hates me >"I don't hate you, I just wish things had turn out 722 KB PNG differently" That clearly means she hates me

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon makes a discovery | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/13/21(Thu)22:15:18 No.63656164 >egirls imply the existence of physical girls we just have to find them, they must be out there somewhere 32 KB JPG

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No amount of muscles can hide your autism | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/24/14(Thu)22:52 No.27786295 >go walking to a new gym by my house everyday >its raining >cute /fit/ receptionist asks me to give her a ride home >"y-yeah s-s-sure" 9 KB JPG >don't even have a car >oh god what do i do what do i do >in the parking lot keep getting deeper and deeper into the lie >stand in the parking lot for a few seconds >"are you okay?" she asks >start sprinting away from her >sprint all the way to my house >never been to that gym again this was like 4 months ago..

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Anon enters a random classroom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/13/21(Thu)10:37:40 No.854308824 >at school >enters a random classroom >shouts the n-word >walks out of the school 415 KB PNG

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Anon likes Metallica | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/11/21(Mon)12:14:40 No.61814122 >wake up at 2 pm >ignore the 3 phone calls from my wendy's manager >eat a bowl of cap n crunch >get dressed for work and head out >enter my 97 corrola and immediately turn on enter 80 KB JPG sandman >light a c-- and smoke in the car >enter work with no name tag >manager yells at me but i call her a bitch >she can't do anything because i hid all the write- up forms beforehand >proceed to make nuggies and fries for the next 6 hours >feeling down near the end of my shift >play fade to black on my way home why are metallica fans like this? View Thread

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Anon talks too much | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)19:20:55 No.63607963 >be me >have a presentation today >has to be atleast 20 minutes >scared that i will not talk enough to fill the time >presentation starts >autism kicks in 119 KB JPG >keep talking for 30+ minutes about the most boring s--- >been structuring my sentences as complex and retarded as possible >mfw my professor stopped me and said that i have to continue next time because the lesson is over >mfw i was not even halfway done >mfw i will probably get a bad grade for talking too much >mfw when everyone in my course now thinks i am autistic I cant f------ take this anymore : Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)19:26:44 No.63608023 shut up, u talk too much

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Anon gets rejected | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/19(Wed)22:19:55 No.793770695 >be me >ask a girl out >she says no >"im not interested in you like that, lets be friends" >sure ok, see you in class 69 KB JPG tm then >immediately receive a screenshot of her rejecting me >she sent it to me by accident why are women like this? pic unrelated

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Anon goes to jail | /r/Greentext

File: image.jpg (36 KB, 400x400) Anonymous 10/24/18(Wed)21:29:43 No.783188407 [Reply] > > be me > locked up for 2 years for driving under the influence of Oxy > going into an all black cell block, 2 other white guys in there are all tore up from regular beatings > f--- that. > look for the biggest black monster I can find. > spot him. 6'5" build like Bautista. > "let's do this" I think. > walk right up there to him, yell, "you! Big Nig!" > he stands up, full head taller than me. I stare hi right in the eye. > "I'll suck your d--- on the reg, if you keep me safe." > spend 2 years on easy street,safe and sound no one f---- with me. Suck some big black d---. Who cares.

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Anon doesn’t like cutesy pet owners | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/13/21(Thu)15:15:18 No.63651278 WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS- 34905F22-2D8B-459B-B212-616E23F357EC.jpg 47 KB JPG >pet owners who refer to themselves as their animals 'mommy' or 'daddy'

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Anon finds a new conspiracy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/13/21(Thu)07:49:07 No.63646070 >the year is 2043 >you are a 23-year-old us army sergeant being sent back in time on a secret government project to 9/4/2001 >you have been tasked with stopping 9/11 364 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/13/21(Thu)08:21:15 No.63646362 >>63646070 (OP) # >the year is 2043 >the us gov sends a team back to stop something they did >>63646879 #

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Anon is no longer a virgin | /r/Greentext

>be me >c-- into toilet >flush >c-- gets to sewage >then to ocean >c-- in ocean >gets hot >evaporates >rain in russia >gets bottled >sold >qt3.14 drinks it >technically sucked my d--- Later, virgins 2 REPLIES

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Anon is a Linux user | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/29/21 (Fri) 10:27:43 No.846046556 >year 1999 >get pirated copy of windows 98 >install it >soon as i plug in dial up >Bill f------ Gates bust through tAm H Misrorof window 59 KB JPG >'oops, looks like your Windows install is broke. Let me help you repair it' >picks up piece of broken glass and starts stabbing me >he grabs my ethernet cable >'im going to cut off your air ways at 1000 MBps!" >starts to choke me >c-- >i pass out >he throws CRT monitor on me >takes a s--- on my face >leaves And that is why i use Linux. F--- bill gates and microsoft

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