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>be me >getting ready for evening with wife >suddenly I notice that ththe city is in danger from a giant robot >rush to grab my super suit >it's f------ missing >yell "honey? Where's my super 16 KB JPG suit?" >bitch f------ hid it >use my super powers to freeze her to death >instant erection >j------- >c-- with enough force to blow someone's head clean off >as c-- shoots out my d--- it freezes mid stream >my d--- hole is blocked with frozen c-- chunks >rush to bathroom >use knife to try and pry chunks out of d--- >it just pushes it down further >get idea >need to c-- and fast >start jerking it again >c-- so hard it sends the chunks flying out of my c--- at Mach speed >chunks cut the inside of my d--- as they fly out >f--- >suddenly a fountain of blood shoots out of my c--- >rush to bathtub where the c-- chunks landed >pick up frozen chunks of c-- and jam them down my blood spraying c--- hole >crisis averted In theatres June 14th

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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