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: Anonymous 05/09/21(Sun)16:26:42 No.6359296 >be me 30 years old in the year 2060 Huel >alarm goes off, get ejected from 2X1m apartment pod >put tube into my ass and brace myself for a Huel enema, nutrients are absorbed faster this way 159 KB JPG >put on my fitbit jumpsuit >accept user agreement for fitbit to track my vitals >fitbit alerts me that my Huel levels are low, automatic Huel top up initiated >tube shoots from the jumpsuit into my a------ >topupcomplete.mp3 >take self-driving Tesla e-scooter to the office >accept user agreement for Tesla to track my activity >traffic is bad today, e-scooters everywhere >fitbit alerts me that my stress levels are high >sprays me with natural calming mist >right in the eye >can't f------ see >accidentally switch e-scooter to manual >lose control and crash into oncoming traffic >Huel ejects from my ass >fitbit alerts me that my heart rate is high and Huel levels are low >tops me up with more Huel >sprays more natural calming mist >switch e-scooter back to self-driving mode >arrive at work >get inside 1x2m office pod >spend all day filling out captchas it's the only job Al's can't do >lunch time, brace myself for more Huel >decide to scoot to starbucks for a coffee >0.0000000000000000000000000000001 BTC for a decaffeinated, recycled, onions milk latte >accept user agreement for starbucks >tube shoots into my ass squirts luke warm coffee >feels good >scoot back to the office and fill out captchas for the rest of the day >on way back to my apartment pod >decide to stop and buy some more Huel, I used a lot today >leave store >alarm goes off >forgot to sign user agreement >surrounded by enforcement officers >they taze me >Huel ejects from my ass >they take me to the station >l accept police station user agreement >get put in 1m x 2m holding pod >have to watch 7 hour infographic on the importance of user agreements >get released with a warning >scoot back to my apartment pod >empty out the Huel from the feet of my fitbit jumpsuit >climb into my pod and go to sleep >Pic Related

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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