Anon does a prank call | /r/Greentext
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![File: B854C3EE-DA21-420F-9574-7(...).jpg (42 KB, 348x348) O Anonymous 05/08/21(Sat)18:27:30 No.853944681 [Reply] >little sis farts >smell it >get boner >mfw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/095/496/df7.png "Anon is a degenerate | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1920x1080a.jpg (113 KB, 1920x1080) O random blackpills you find Anonymous 05/08/21(Sat)19:47:54 No.63577866 [Reply] ► >>63577979 h-------- i never realize how blackpilled forrest gump was when i watched it as a kid >While jenny was sleeping around in college, forrest was excelling in sports,getting a degree and being a loyal friend >While jenny was working as a stripper, forrest joined the army >While jenny was being a hippy and doing sex, drugs and rock&roll, forrest was risking his life to save his platoon, running into an area about to be carpet bombed without a second thought >While jenny was being slapped around by her 200th crappy boyfriend, Forrest was receiving a medal of honor >While jenny joined the black panthers, forrest was training and becoming a famous international pingpong champion because he wanted to entertain his army buddies. >While jenny was clubbing and w------ herself out for drugs, forrest started up a wildly successfull shrimpcatching operation in honor of the promise he made to his dead friend, naming his boat after her >While jenny came crawling back to him, only to leave him again without even saying goodbye, forrest was spending time with his sick mother, and spending his fortunes helping his community and building hospitals. >While jenny was hoeing around and getting kids out of wedlock with her aids-ridden p----, forrest was running around the world to deal with the fact that he might never see her again, becoming famous, again, and inspiring a whole new movement. >Then, after not seeing him for over 3 years, hiding his kid from after all that time, he's still loyal to her. >Knowing she now truly has nowhere to go she agrees to marry him so her kid doesn't grow up in poverty. And supposedly SHE was too good for HIM because supposedly HE was the stupid one who didn't know what love was? He was stupid, for not realizing there's better women out there. Forrest was loyal to the end, Jenny never deserved him.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/095/475/e6f.png "Anon talks about forrest gump | /r/Greentext")
