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73 dtac-T ll O N 42% 1 9:37 * B/s >be me >get in motor vehicle accident >see a random van with lights on hurtle towards me by the side of the road >300lb fat guy in a gorka gets out and waddles towards me >ask "are you a paramedic?" >he replies "Imao no I'm not dying for big pharma nice try Shlomo" >see him empty a Wish.com first aid kit onto the floor and start digging through random bits of equipment >ask "what qualifications do you have?" >he replies "Imao anyone can learn to be a paramedic from YouTube videos, civilians know more about emergency medicine than your average paramedic anyway" >starts coming towards me with a 22 gauge cannula >ask "have you ever even operated on a patient before?" >he replies "Imao no experience doesn't mean anything anyway" and shoves the decomp needle directly into my heart and kills me This is what you army man larpers are like.

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Anonymous 38 KB JPG 06/08/21(Tue)19:51:50 No.146433504 >have a coworker who is Dutch >we both need to go to the same project the next day >offer to drive and say I will pick him up >he says thanks and gives me his adress >the next day I drive over to his home >he isn't fully ready to leave yet but offers me to wait inside >he asks if I want a coffee >say sure because I didn't have my morning coffee yet >his wife makes me a coffee while he finishes getting ready >drive him to the project and drop him back of at his home in the evening >he says "thank you so much for driving anon!" >get home myself >hear a notification comming in on my phone >it is a 'tikkie' for 0.50 EUR from my Dutch colleague for the morning coffee I had at his place
Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:29:29 No.146551057 1713812614849717.png 1.49 MB PNG ITT: we pretend we're in Gotham Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:34:28 No.146555487 I was waiting at the bus stop and next thing I know Im at Batmans feet with a broken collar bone and three weeks missing. Turns out Mad Hatter put one of stupid hats on me when my back was turned. Work says theyve already filled my position and theres nothing they can do I hate this city I hate this city Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:36:40 No.146555501 I was blowing a dude in crime alley but his c--- tasted funny. Kinda... earthy? I looked up and it was Clayface. Called me a f-- and ran away laughing. 69 KB JPG
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