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: Anonymous help 05/03/21(Mon)07:29:07 No.24080491 uh oh.jpg 58 KB JPG >havent pooped in 3 days i guess this is goodbye

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous I like ducks 05/02/21(Sun)23:44:12 No.63488597 >me and a duck >happy 69 KB PNG

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: Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)05:27:15 No.853531181 >theres a fetish for detachable body parts 19 KB JPG

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: Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)09:48:07 No.852674088 >be me >Moved back to Poland >have English lessons even though im more fluent than the teacher >Teacher's going round asking everyone the same question > "What do you hate" 7 KB JPG > its my turn > Teacher asks "What do you hate [Anon]?" > *dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it* >i confidently and loudly say "Minorities" Pic Related

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Anon gets a reality check | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)06:21:58 No.63494837 >try taking pic >accidently turn to front camera i am traumatized 58 KB JPG

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Anon isn’t very smart | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)09:09:09 No.853542928 >6ft 4, 18 y/o, 220 lbs fit >get called handsome often >make good money fixing and selling tractors >I can hold a conversation >l am told I'm extremely funny Still a virgin with no friends 214 KB JPG You idiots said this would be easy : Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)09:09:55 No.853542969 : Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)09:11:49 No.853543064 >>853542928 (OP) # Have you tried asking a girl out, f-- >>853543112 # : Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)09:12:40 No.853543112 >>853543064 # Oh s--- maybe that's it

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Power to the people | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)00:50:06 No.61283944 this is an old mire but i've never written it out >ride my bike to the park by the 83 KB JPG lake >start doing pullups on the monkey bars >truck pulls up in front of the park with boat hitched behind it >fishing bros roll down the windows and start yelling, counting my reps >ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, C'MON ONE MORE, etc. >cheer when i reach ten

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Anon flirts with a girl and a boy. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)07:00:56 No.20223410 >be bi dude >flirting with a cis girl >she's unresponsive >gives one word replies >talk about my hobbies >"that's cool I guess" 7 KB JPG >ask about her hobbies >travelling and watching Netflix >having a conversation with her is like pulling teeth >flirting with a femme twink >he actually acts like he's happy to see me >calls me handsome >asks me about my hobbies >has funny banter and makes me laugh, too >has distinct worldviews >"I like how big and strong you are, anon" If bottoms are women, explain this s---

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Anon doesn’t like getting yelled at | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)04:55:43 No.63497904 1800.jpg 94 KB JPG >WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION PRIVATE? how do you respond? 6 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 05/03/21 (Mon)04:56:45 No.63497909 : Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)04:57:20 No.63497912 : Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)04:59:02 No.63497925 : Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)05:07:32 No.63497981 >>63497904 (OP) # Please don't yell at me I have low self esteem :( 13 KB JPG

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anon orders tendies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/17/20(Fri)20:48:31 No.825547118 > be me > Gentleman gamer >Women are inferior beings who don't understand my lifestyle > pp still desires them > Decide to capture one to keep as a pet > Use grub hub to order lots of 228 KB PNG tendies until a delivery girl shows up > She's kind of chubby and not blonde but whatever >As soon as she rings the belL I spring my trap rolling down the stairs and knocking her down and out with my immense and healthy 500lb frame >She's been keeping her cage clean and I've been training her to make tendies so I started letting her game with me >Turns out she's way better than me Mfw

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Anon doesn‘t fall for gold diggers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)05:25:17 No.63494110 >take girl out on date to mall >clearly gold digger who is using me for money >spend like 600 dollars >she goes to the bathroom and then while she is in there I leave 6 KB JPG and then go home with all bags I bought her then return it the next day and ghost and block her I feel like a scumbag. I stranded her there as I picked her up and drove her there. And then I feel like psychopath for doing what I did. Am I in the wrong? Am I a psychopath?

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I mean, he's not wrong | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)02:22:39 No.13066212 >thousands of billionaires who do nothing to advance society >thousands who profit off of genuinely unethical practices >everyone attacks the one man actually trying to do something 153 KB JPG Why is this? At the very least he got a lot of people interested in science and engineering. He shows that anything is possible. 30 Replies / 8 Images View Thread : Anonymous 05/03/21(Mon)08:08:51 No.13067379 >>13066212 (OP) # What part of manipulating GME and DOGE stock was benefitting society?

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Anon has a “girlfriend” | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)19:47:22 No.63491409 >gf wants me to have more pleasure during sex >suggests no condom >tell her to rub my urethra like she would rub her clit >mfw the end result 6 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)19:50:53 No.63491460 >>63491409 (OP) # > on r9k > posts a thread about his "gf" F--- OFF YOU STUPID F-----. THIS BOARD ISN'T FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU. F--- YOU F--- YOU F--- YOU F--- YOU.

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