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: Anonymous 04/28/21(Wed)15:14:14 No.61205288 >Been working in a cafe for side job >See blonde cutie 8/10 >She's a regular >We never really talk much but ask about each other on how each of our day is >Co-worker say she likes me and is sure of it. >Just laugh and say ok >Ohshitohfucksomeonelikesme.jpg >Go to /fit/ and ask how to talk to her because i dont wanna drop my spaghetti >They say find some common ground both of you have/like and talk about that >Next time she comes >She mires and says she likes my shirt and how good it fits me ands asks if i lift >Say yeah >Remember about the advice from /fit/ bro >Tell her i liker her water >She looks confused >Lift up my finger like E.T when he left earth and touch her >l said "your water inside here" >Touch her chest >She's backs off a little and says what??? >Smile and say there is water inside you, just like inside me and i like that in you >She has that shocked and disgusted look on her face >Says ok grabs her coffee and leaves. >lt's been 2 weeks now and she haven't come back since. >Co-worker saw it all coudn't stop laughing for 5 min straight and always does the E.T finger move when he leaves Well i got my first mire from a cute girl tho so i cant complain >>61205355 #>>61205406 #>>61205662 #>>61205703 # >>61205827 # >>61206050 # >>61206314 # >>61206891 # >>61206919 # >>61207164 # 361207166 # >>61207287 # >>61207460# >>61207600 # >>61208091 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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