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: Anonymous 04/28/21(Wed)15:14:14 No.61205288 >Been working in a cafe for side job >See blonde cutie 8/10 >She's a regular >We never really talk much but ask about each other on how each of our day is >Co-worker say she likes me and is sure of it. >Just laugh and say ok >Ohshitohfucksomeonelikesme.jpg >Go to /fit/ and ask how to talk to her because i dont wanna drop my spaghetti >They say find some common ground both of you have/like and talk about that >Next time she comes >She mires and says she likes my shirt and how good it fits me ands asks if i lift >Say yeah >Remember about the advice from /fit/ bro >Tell her i liker her water >She looks confused >Lift up my finger like E.T when he left earth and touch her >l said "your water inside here" >Touch her chest >She's backs off a little and says what??? >Smile and say there is water inside you, just like inside me and i like that in you >She has that shocked and disgusted look on her face >Says ok grabs her coffee and leaves. >lt's been 2 weeks now and she haven't come back since. >Co-worker saw it all coudn't stop laughing for 5 min straight and always does the E.T finger move when he leaves Well i got my first mire from a cute girl tho so i cant complain >>61205355 #>>61205406 #>>61205662 #>>61205703 # >>61205827 # >>61206050 # >>61206314 # >>61206891 # >>61206919 # >>61207164 # 361207166 # >>61207287 # >>61207460# >>61207600 # >>61208091 #

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