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: Anonymous 04/28/21(Wed)09:10:37 No.18127745 >be Tiresias >see two snakes f------ >cut that s--- out, assholes >whack them with your stick >this apparently pisses Hera off >she turns you into a woman as punishment 578 KB PNG >become one of Hera's priestesses, have at least one child >seven years later >see two more snakes f------ >not this time assholes >leave the snakes alone >curse broken, you get turned back into a man >later >Zeus and Hera come to you because they're arguing >disagree about whether the man or the woman feels more pleasure during sex >Zeus says women, Hera says men >ask you because you've been both >say women, prove Zeus right >Hera chimps out hard >strikes you blind >Zeus feels bad for you and gives you the the gift of prophecy out of pity >later foretell when Oedipus' life gets completely f-----, even though no one believes you >when you die Odysseus goes to the underworld specifically to summon your ghost Greek mythology is the wildest f------ s---.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

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