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: Anonymous 12/17/17(Sun)21:56:15 No.754124819 > Back in 1th grade > Teacher ask to write my name > Draw a banana > Gets a F and public exposure I hate my life 13 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/17/17(Sun)21:58:23 No.754125046 >1th You deserve what you got op

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)17:11:23 No.845994812 >be 12 >me and friend wonder if there really is a afterlife >come up with plan >friend will blow brains out 35 KB JPG >respawn >meet back up for pizza >bulletproof.jpg >he does the deed >14 years later >still no sign of him I knew he was to retarded to handle such a mission. If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself >cocks gun None of you f--- touch my s--- while i'm gone

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>>63280286 # >Your life is not a movie, there will be no sudden plot twists. 51 KB PNG

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: Anonymous 10/15/20(Thu)08:03:25 No.26452956 >>26425930 (OP) # >Be me 13 >Get up for a glass of water at 1am >Living room pitch black, except the glow from a dull yellow lamp >Hear a voice calling my name: "anon." and pausing before calling again: "anon." >Get a really weird sensation in my legs as I look around the room. >I think "ah man, the schizophrenia's kicking in" >"Anon." and I notice the voice is coming from outside the window >Walk over to the window, and the voice says "good night anon" >lt was just my dad out in the yard looking at stars

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Vo) 01:56 LTE1 .l 53% Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Settings Mobile Home : Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)01:16:53 No.63382162 How the f--- do people not smell like s---? I am not showering every god damn day f--- off. >go to sleep >sweat in my sleep wake up with my shirt covered in sweat 405 KB PNG >go on a couple brief walks >sweat and smell like s--- >take a s--- >eventually start smelling ass hole I am not doing f------ laundry and showers 18 times a week every time I sweat : Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)01:17:59 No.63382176 >>63382162 (OP) # Imagine having such an easy life that you can just smell like s--- all day >>63382225 # : Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)01:20:43 No.63382213 >>63382162 (OP) # Analysis of all the things wrong with this post >OP refuses to shower once every day >OP sleeps with his shirt on (???) >OP is likely doing a poor job of cleaning his a------ after defecating 41 KB JPG >OP is likely not using deodorant >OP refuses to do his laundry >OP lives such an isolated life that no one calls him out on all of this irl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-pj- QEPBI9&list=PLzow_a78mvFrQ-giNFT1 okEHltbwkMZtQ&index=1&ab_channel=Mr .BestTwitchClips [Open] >>63382292 #

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Anon is a trailblazer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)13:00:51 No.852959673 >be me, 12yo boy >middle school in Alabama in the early 90s >PE class is segregated by gender bc that's just how it was in that time and place >Male PE is all football, baseball, 67 KB PNG and basketball >suck at all those things and relentlessly tortured and bullied >ask coach if I can join girl PE >confusedface.png >says ok >girls accept me without judgment >they play handball, badminton, and tennis >am actually good at those things >actually have lots of fun >other Male weaklings follow my lead and join girl PE >actually make friends >mfw I am a trailblazer Thx girls for not bullying me. This is why I will never hate women as much as I hate other men

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: Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)20:36:45 No.63378561 >be me. 28 NEET, lost virginity to hookers at 24, never had a gf or a job >meet literal 10/10 milf on dating app that wants to hook up >5 years older than me >way out of my league with 6 salary job >find out shes married and has a 3 y.o kid from her social media 1.4 MB PNG >she doesnt know i know >w.e im getting free sex from someone out of my league >f--- on first "date" >we would meet up once or twice a week in hotel for first 5-6 months >start hanging out more outside hotel >went to 3 trips together >start to fall for her even tho i know she could never truly be mine >buys me expensive gifts (gucci, iphone12, cologne) >she admits that she used to be married but got divorced >continue seeing each other >she gets a new apartment in the city >lets me live there rent free for next 3 months >cooks for me, go to sleep & waking up next to her, watching movies with her in bed >tells me shes addicted to me and she cant live without me >fall in love with her even more >she has to go back to her husband apts on the weekends to take care of kid >thought it was ok since she should be seeing her child >one night she starts crying hysterically when she came back >admits she was never legally divorced but had problems in the marriage and was depressed >apologizes for lying & tells me she has to go back to her family for the kids sake >acted indifferent & told her i pretty much knew all along and its probably best for the kid >tells me that she hopes i know that she really loved me >left her apt yesterday >she still texts me that she misses me and loves me

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: Anonymous how i turned my life around 04/25/21(Sun)23:54:40 No.61149495 aight i see some of yoou f------ have a hard time turning your life around so here's a few tips from yours truly >be me >be rich, built like a building, get chicks whenever i want, basically 290 KB PNG have it all >decide to turn my life around >become fat coomer gamer incel who spent all his money on dogecoin and browses reddit and 4chan all day >life changed what's your excuse?

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anon finds his old friend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 780854871 8 min. fa Long time since I've been here, just wanted to share a story. > be me 12 years old > had best friend, we used to do everything together since we were 3 years old > he moves away without telling me > badfeelsman 4,8 kB JPG > look him up on facebook randomly yesterday. He's on facebook. >I message him. > he responds immediately > he was literally looking me up on facebook at the same time for some reason > we both moved out of our old home towns into the same city > we both work in the same industry > in going to meet him tomorrow for a beer. > he just called me and we talked for a half hour on our lunch breaks > turns out were still best friends. > feels good man Hope you guys are having a good day. 2 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY

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Anon is a loser | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)13:20:17 No.63380097 >teenage sister is shaming me for being a virgin and calls me an incel and a loser the internet was a mistake 126 KB PNG

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: Anonymous Explain 04/25/21(Sun)08:55:51 No.61138207 >The only way to live longer is to get a low heart rate >The only way to get that is to make your heart beat fast This feels like a joke How does that training to get low 99 KB JPG heart rate not shorten your lifespan There must be some other way to achieve it to LIFEMAXXX : Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)09:00:23 No.61138256 >>61138207 (OP) # You're not good at science/math are you op? >>61138355 #

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: Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)12:43:58 No.852935088 >be me >live a s----- experience >come here to make a GT >some m------------ f----- on reddit steals it and spread throughout that f----- infested site why don't these f--- kill themselves? 75 KB PNG : Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)12:48:37 No.852935394 >>852935088 (OP) # >calls reddit a f----- infested site >posts on 4chan

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