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Anonymous 04/10/21(Sat)12:54:14 No.851769100 >be me >be teenage wageslave working at amusement park >work this tower ride all summer >push button >they go up, they come down fast, they scream >all summer stand next to sign >no smoking >no bikini tops >no pregnant women >no food >push button 500 times a day >one day this couple comes to the tower >both slightly fat and greasy with monster truck t-shirts or some WWE s--- >super early in the morning so no lines >they go up, they go down >couple asks if they can keep going since no one else is in line >sure, why not >push button seven times >thanks, anon >no problem >they're two happy trash plebbies with not a care in the world between them >the woman is rubbing her belly >turns to her bf and says she felt it kick that last time >mfw she's not just fat >mfw she broke the sign's rules >how many abortions have you anons accidentally performed?

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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