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Anonymous asked in Pregnancy & Parenting > Parenting 3 days ago Do you find this acceptable? My 17-year-old daughter told me her volleyball coach made her run laps while everyone else was watching because she wasn't paying attention. Do you find this acceptable? Answer A Save 35 Answers Relevance v ? Lv 5 3 hours ago Yes, it's unacceptable that at 17 your daughter did not pay attention. I hope the others weren't made to stay after class, and watching was an option for them. Gary 7 hours ago Yes.Can I contact your daughter? -Gary Oldman, picture of myself for reference. O Facebook

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