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Resolved Question: HELP MY NIPPLE FELL OFF!!!!? i have sharp nails and accidentally scraped nip off when i was changing my shirt its kinda hanging w-- do i do???/ Asked by Steve - 9 months ago - P Report Abuse Best Answer Hahaha no nip steve Answer by Handbanana - 9 months ago - PReport Abuse Asker's Rating: ***** hahaha

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Why do black people call each other Monica? francis m Was originally asked on Yahoo Answers United States Is it a cultural thing? "whats good Monica?" "Monica lets run some ball" Answer M t y f 8* Best Answer Voter's Choice Qwerty TM You know good and well that's not what they're saying. P Comments

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r/NoStupidQuestions Will my kid have green hair? So a few weeks back I dyed my hair green. Well, I recently recieved the news that my girlfriend is pregnant. I haven't really told anyone, mostly out of fear of looking like a dumbass, but I am really worried about how the baby will turn out. Like, I don't want my kid coming fresh out of the womb looking like a piece of broccoli. Will his/her hair be green????? 4 Vote <5 T, Share 10 + Award

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Green Puffin asked in Social Science > Gender Studies · 16 hours ago Where all the nice guys? Updated 7 hours ago: ie those people that are decent and give pleasant advice to people that ask random bollocks on YA! + Answer Save 19 Answers Relevance v Anonymous 16 hours agO Favorite Answer They died out because women are only interested in bad guys. 9.

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Beware of artichoke | /r/yahooanswers

can an any part of an artichoke KILL YOU? I am arguing with my best friend over : ARTICHOKE. She says "dont eat the "hairs" they can kill you" after googling this, i have come to no conclusion whatsoever that what she says is truthful. WHAT THE HECK IS SHE TALKING ABOUT!? Imfao. and yes, btw before any smartass says it, of course swallowing a whole artichoke would indeed kill you. music2myears 8 years ago Best Answer ive been killed by one before... so was my brother. i would let u talk to him, but he's at school. BYE A 4 I2

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grilled pencil cheese sandwich | /r/yahooanswers

Slenderman asked in Food & Drink > Other - Food & Drink - 9 years ago can you eat a pencil? Answer Save 3 Answers Relevance v Anonymous 9 years ago Favorite Answer *** Don't listen to these people !!!!!! Of course you can eat pencils ,why would companys sell things for you to write with if you can't eat them ? Aside from my many other jobs I've done in the past (I won't get into detail) Researching pencils and eatable products was among my most astounding fields !!!I Long live the pencil !!I Here's a recipe most comsumers found delightful !!!!! Grilled pencil cheese sanwhich First you need some bread ,enough for a sanwhich Than you turn on the burner ,heat your pan up nice and hot Put some butter on one of the pieces of bread ,put it in the hot pan Than add to it ,a pack of hilroy no 2 pencils along with some swiss cheese ,about 2 pieces ,add more if you would like .all depends on your taste prefrences II!I!! Put some more butter on the other piece of bread and combine !!!!!!!!! Cook untill cheese is melted and you have a nice aroma of pencils going through your house ;) :P My favorite also Source(s): Pencil researcher

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A Classic... RIP Yahoo Answers | /r/yahooanswers

Dissonance asked in Science & Mathematics > Biology · 9 years ago I hate it when Adolf Hitler steals my Nutella? :( How do i make him stop</3 he doesnt even eat it right he gets it stuck in his weird mustache thing O Answer A Save 30 Answers Relevance v Robo Gero 9 years ago Favorite Answer ***** Yes, but it won't be easy. First, you must build a trap. It should be made of partially melted plastic forks, as that is his only weakness. But you need to disguise the forks as his favorite treat, which obviously is Nutella. So slather the trap in Nutella, and as he licks through it, his tongue will freeze. This will deprive him of the wonderful taste of Nutella. Hit him on the head with the letter 'X' from a Scrabble set, as this will confuse him. Then, you must place him in a wooden raft and send him down the Mississippi River. This will lead him to the prison made specially for Nutella thieves. Adolf Hitler is clever, though. He will soon escape, and come back for revenge. At this point, you must sacrifice an unripened strawberry as a sign of surrender. When his back is turned, clap your hands 14 times. This will summon the Lobster Warriors. They will snip the tip of his left earlobe off, and carry it away. They will proceed to make a clone of Hitler, and train him to fight. 3 weeks after the Lobster Warriors leave, Snap your fingers 12 times to bring them back with their clone. Hitler and his clone will battle to the death, and the clone will win (clones *always* win). Bury them both in a mound of wet cement, preventing their escape. Your Nutella will then, and only then, be safe. Good luck, brave soul. Good luck. A 83

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1000G bar of gold = fingers? | /r/yahooanswers

Anonymous asked in Science & Mathematics > Chemistry · 2 years ago Hello, thank you. Are my bone fingers as dense and strong as a 1000 G bar of gold? Answer A Save 4 Answers Relevance v

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How many people and hoses do we need to put out the sun? | /r/yahooanswers

Anonymous asked in Science & Mathematics > Other Science · 4 years ago how many people would it take put out the sun if we only use a garden hose? and how many hoses would we need. Answer A Save

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If you put a ghost in concrete... | /r/yahooanswers

ll Verizon ? 8:56 PM 48% answers.yahoo.com YAHOO! ANSWERS If You Pump a Haunted Cellar Full of Concrete, Does It Get Rid of the Ghost? Like if you totally obliterate the ghost's environment by filling the whole cellar full of liquid concrete, right up to the ceiling, does it effectively exorcise it? Or would the ghost just move upstairs and haunt the rest of the house? (Stupid ignorant people who don't believe in ghosts should not respond to this question.) 16 answers Paranormal Phenomena

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We need to accept the truth guys | /r/yahooanswers

IVE FINALLY FOUND IT... AFTER 15 YEARS THE SCROLL OF TRUTH! REDDITORS Robotatertotcomics NEHHH Reddit is just Yahoo Answers with memes imgflip.com

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Logged into my old account tonight since 2016...this is one of the first posts I saw. | /r/yahooanswers

2:47 B "O. LTE 4 0 Why doesn't my gf wanna have raw se... answers.yahoo.com Anonymous asked in Family & Relationships > Singles & Dating 11 hours ago Why doesn't my gf wanna have raw sex even tho she's on birth control? I recently found out my gf has been on birth control the entire time I been seeing her and we been dating for 2 months. She lied to me saying she wanted to use protection cuz she didn't want to get pregnant. It's few rare occasions that I got to **** raw and that's usually when shes drunk after girl nights or whatever. It's bugging me that I could've this whole time it's starting to become a problem in this relationship cuz even after I found out she still wants to use condoms. She says it hurts worse when I don't but I don't believe that cuz whenever I ****** her without one she would moan more and leave tears from her eyeliner or whatever in the pillows. It's hard for me to nut when I use a condom and she knows that but still chooses that. It takes longer and she always gets an orgasm before me and wants me to stop but the only way I can *** is from 1. pounding her in. I'm starting to believe she's using birth control cuz she's cheating cuz I don't see a reason why she would without it pertaining to sex. I would believe it even more but she's always so sensitive when it comes to sex she's always crying but it could be all an act since she lied. What is the reason behind her not letting raw when she's not gonna get pregnant anyway? How do I **** me get her to see that? Answer A Save 8 Answers Relevance v Anonymous 9 hours ago You need to find a nice gay friend who will just love to seck that meat stick raw and natural until you spray away!

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I heard YA is shutting down, so here's one of the ridiculous questions I asked when I was 12, and the only answer I got (which I reported ) | /r/yahooanswers

6:30 29% I'm not sure like my best guy friend, but he has a girlfriend, but..? My best guy friend has a girlfriend, but when I see them, they are just walking together, doing small talk. But with me, he always seems to be happy. I've been noticing he gives me more attention then he does with his girlfriend. I always brighten up when I see him each day in 1st period. we always have the best time! I don't want to go out with him, of course he has a girlfriend, but...even thought i think he already likes me, I want to make him like me even more! (you know what I mean, all those girlies out there!) So, any good tips to push him to the next level? +Answer A Save Edit 1 Answer Relevance v rainbowhead 1 decade ago Favorite Answer rightttt so u dont like him... butt yet ur trying to make him go to the next level and want him to like you even more... how about stop getting involved in other peoples relationships... if he likes you he wudnt be with her.. its people like you who ruin relationships because your only thinking about your own feelings not his or hers... who u cud potentially hurt.. and u dont know they mite be really close behind closed doors.. II

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Why do black people call each other Monica? francis m Was originally asked on Yahoo Answers United States Is it a cultural thing? "whats good Monica?" "Monica lets run some ball" Answer M t y f 8* Best Answer Voter's Choice Qwerty TM You know good and well that's not what they're saying. P Comments

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