Baking with Wesker | Resident Evil / Biohazard | Know Your Meme

WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO TODAY, WESKER? SAME THING WE DO EVERYDAY, BIRKIN- TRY ТО ТАКЕ OVER THE WORLD!! BUT THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO DO FIRST. WHAT? WANT TO BAKE A CAKE. WHA- FIRST IS FLOUR, YOU KNÓW WHAT ELSE NEEDS TO BE PROCESSED LIKE FLOUR, BIRKIN? HUMANITY, BIRKIN. SO WE CAN SEPARATE THE WHEAT FROM THE CHAFFE, BIRKIN. YOU WILL GIVE ME AN ÉGG! YOu COULD AT LEAST SAY PLEASE... DON'T OVERMIX! A COMMON BEGINNER'S MISTAKE... OVERMIXING RESULTS IN A TOUGH AND CHEWY DOUGH. JUST FOLD IT GENTLY SO YOUR CAKE WOULD BE SOFT AND MOIST ENOUGH THAT IT WILL GIVE YOu COMPLETE ORAL SATURATION... BAKING IS THERAPEUTIC FOR ME, BIRKIN. BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF WHAT I INTEND FOR THIS WORLD, BIRKIN. YOU KNOW, IF YOu KEEP BEING LIKE THIS, I'M HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT THAT BARBECUE YOu INVITED ME IN. THAT'S CUTE. hTS THE APPETIZER!! .COMING FROM SOMEONE WHÓ BOTCHES UP SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS APPETIZERS. THAT WAS - LIKE ALMOST A YEAR AGO. USE A TOOTHPICK TO SEE IF IT'S DONE BAKING. IF IT TURNS UP WITH BITS STUCK TO IT, IT NEEDS MORE TIME IN THE OVEN, AH! THERE YOU ARE! NOW, FOR THE CONCLUSION OF THIS DRAMA. IT'S.... BEAUTIFUL- YAY, CAN WE NOW GO BACK TO WORKING ON OUR LAB FREAKS? HAPPY 25TA ANNIVERSARY! HARAYAMANAJARI OTLITTER

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Origin Entry: Resident Evil / Biohazard

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I feel we've been spending far too much time focusing on the lewdness of Resident Evil and not enough time on the over-dramatic wackiness of it all.

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