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: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)14:03:06 No.142530727 >go to slovenia >waiting at s----- bus station in ljubljana >two guys (apparently serbian) are having a coffee and a smoke >suddenly they start yelling at each other 52 KB JPG >starts getting real heated >they just start beating the s--- out of each other >this goes on for 5 minutes >noone does anything >they end up walking away from it like nothing happened w--

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)08:05:27 No.851326649 GET PRINTS TOWARS FREE PIZZA NO MATTER THE BAY OR THE WAY ves SESER TAl E AND SNT L YOL TOL 19 werCREN RDS Domino's PIEC TOWARD Charge is not a tip paid to your driver, ZA The Delivery NOW YOU FRE Please tip your driver for their ER • ANY awesome service. IN-S WE WORK HARD TO MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU TO GET FREE PIZZA.) THIS PIZZA BOX AND IT'LL BE LIKE YOU'RE REALLY HIGH-FY LEARN MORE AT DOMINOS.COM/REWARD D LINE BY PHONE wwwsIN TMOO 1214 please pay my employees for me.png >Never tip pizza guy. 334 KB PNG >They eventually start hinting at a tip at the door "haha jus tryna get those tips man" >They eventually start putting this on your boxes, or if they're feeling extra cheeky >Continue not tipping >They deliver your pizza cold and late, or shake up your soda or eat one of your wings/garlic breads or something >Complain >Get free pizza for complaining >repeat Post other epoch lifehacks and money saving tips ITT

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: Anonymous 11/12/20(Thu)06:56:47 No.531844068 TETRIS EFFECT CONNECTED Tatria &C 1986-2020 Tatria Hoiding Soul.jpg 903 KB JPG >my birthday today >xbox series x arrived >prepared to play watch dogs and stuff >install tetris, play for a few hours >l'm not very good but I have fun >parents come by to give me gift >dad has severe arthritis, used to be mechanic >setup adaptive controller that I previously bought with hopes of him using one day >let him play forza horizon 4 >he has a ton of fun Today was a good day. Enjoy your new consoles friends

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: Anonymous 01/15/21(Fri)11:17:12 No.844890355 >Be me >Want to make a post on 4chan >Make a nice wholesome story about my dad >Spend long time on it to make sure that it's good >Post my art 61 KB JPG >Some reddit normie sees this >He smells the karma and posts it in r/greentexts >He gets hundreds of upvotes from my hardwork >Mfw Why are redditers like this, Anons? They're probably going to see this thread and post it for karma. I see you, reddit.

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: Anonymous Punishment 04/05/21(Mon)02:41:40 No.63059215 How do you deal with people that you hate fellow anons? I usually just say >You are breathing manually >You are blinking manually >Stop resting your tongue on the roof of your mouth >Also now you can see your nose 234 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)02:43:27 No.63059241 >>63059215 (OP) # F--- YOU YOU SADISTIC PUTRID P------------

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: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)14:03:06 No.142530727 >go to slovenia >waiting at s----- bus station in ljubljana >two guys (apparently serbian) are having a coffee and a smoke >suddenly they start yelling at each other 52 KB JPG >starts getting real heated >they just start beating the s--- out of each other >this goes on for 5 minutes >noone does anything >they end up walking away from it like nothing happened w--

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