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I'm taking a creative writing class in college and have to write a short story. This is the story I wrote, don't hold back on opinions :) STARTTHG TOGR CAREER ASA freelance writer MOIRA ANDERSON ALLEN >Be me 36 KB JPG >In middle school >There's a girl in my class who's a solid 9/10 great ass t--- etc. >She always wears really short shorts and it always gives me a boner >one day I think of an idea >walking past her in the hallwayI drop my backpack and pretend to trip over it >as l'm falling I grab her shorts and pull them down with me >look up from the ground to get a view of that glorious p---- >instead I see the biggest c--- I've ever seen >easily 8.5 inches long >Everyone is looking at me shocked >have no idea what to do >nobody will believe it was an accident >panick and just start sucking her d--- >she's looking down at me paralyzed with surprise >pull my mouth away when she's about to c-- >her penis retracts about an inch, then shoots a small rock about 5 feet in the air >slap her ass and walk away >the end Feel free to give feedback on how I can improve, that's what writing is all about!

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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