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: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)13:17:26 No.850986956 >be me 15 > mom treats me like s--- half the time other half she's gone >almost had a decent life >covid hits >stuck in house nothing to do 119 KB PNG >lose all social skills >lose all confidence and social skills >lose all abilities to take care of myself >always exhausted >feel like l'm wasting away at life not doing anything This was supposed to be my golden years. I was supposed to see friends and get gfs and do things. But since this f------ pandemic I got nothing to show but being f------ politically radicalize against the government

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous what the f--- mom 04/01/21(Thu)01:24:09 No.63003013 >be me >mom shows me funny image >ffw to today >want to see funny image again >look through moms phone for it >see video of her sucking her boyfriends c--- 315 KB PNG >mfw

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File: 1340609784019.jpg-(22 KB, 262x209, mfwcereal.jpg) Anonymous 06/25/12(Mon)03:36:24 No.2879879 >Crash the night at a bros house >Wake up after a night of drinking >Feel like some breakfast >"Hey man, what have you got to eat?" >He murmurs back from the bedroom with his girlfriend >"There's cereal in the fridge." >Cereal in the fridge >Think this is a joke, check the fridge >There's cereal >There's cereal in the fridge >Walk to his bedroom and laugh at him and call him retarded >He gets all angry and mad with his girlfriend there >"Seriously, who the f--- keeps cereal in the fridge?" >"F--- you man, my girlfriend does it and it's how you f------ store cereal." >At this point I'm pretty annoyed >"Your girlfriend's a f------ idiot hahaha." >He flips out >He kicks me out of the house and hasn't talked to me for a week >Cereal in the fridge Seriously I shouldn't have to apologise for something so retarded and petty right? Keeping cereal in the fridge is f------ stupid. >mfw when he said there's cereal in the fridge

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Anon checks out 4chan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Never be the same 03/30/21(Tue)17:52:50 No.62985967 >Hear about this 4chan site from r/greentext >Type up 4chan into search bar >click link >Suddenly feel myself getting larger >Expanding >Look at fingers, they look like sausages >Start to weigh 600 pounds 168 KB JPG >My room starts to warp >10 jars of piss surface >Jar surfaces with Rainbow Dash from mlp filled to the brim with coom >Anime body pillow surfaces too >Look outside to take my mind off of this, dont want to see anything else >See black person >Suddenly yell at him and call him a dirty n----- >quickly place hand over mouth >He looks at me and runs off >return to bedroom >Yell for mom to make Tendies >"I have never said that before" | think to myself > Make my way to door, pain >Mom opens door >"Anon, whats going on in here?!" >Suddenly lose control over vocal chords >Yell at her to make me tendies while doing a chicken dance >Mom curses under breathe and tells me we have to go to doctor >Suddenly start REEing >lt's so loud >Unsheathe katana from fat rolls >Ohgodno >Decapitate mom >Roll onto back in my own c-- >Kill myself with katana >Thanks 4chan

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Anon makes a friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/26/16(Sat)08:43:49 No.676006002 >be swiping right on tinder >find semi attractive albeit slightly overweight match > give no f---, I'm on a dry spell >decide to meet at local eatery and bar >"I'll meet you at 630 anon" >see massive land whale walk by through window >ohjesusfuckitsher.jpeg >frantically think about running out the back in a blur of half drunken fury >decide to man the harpoon instead >"barkeep, 4 shots of tequila stat!" >get this look like "ok, you filthy drunk. It's 635, calm down" >immediately slam 4 shots right before seapig sits down >bartender realizes why I just did what I did >starts laughing uncontrollably and excuses himself to the back >take fatty mcthunderthighs back to her place for protected drunken sex >leave her place covered in shame glaze >return to local eatery next day where same bartender is working >favorite beer shoved in my face even before asking for it >bartender is laughing, knucks given and says "fat girls need love too, right?" dude ended up becoming one of my best friends. Went to fight in Afghanistan for the army. Killed by ied. I miss that f-----.

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Anon is in a loving relationship | /r/Greentext

>be me >find trap p--- because of this dumb site >download a gay hookup app to find one and get the urge off me >match with a short femme nerd >doesn't crossdress but girly as all hell 21 KB JPG >closeenough.jpeg >hookup two separate times >starts coming over for tv and games sometimes without sex >randomly brings food over from his s----- wageslave gig >asks to be my roommate so he can finally move out of his parents' house >we've become great buds and regularly have sex >mfw i'm in a loving gay relationship

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Say it ain’t so Anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/20/21(Sat)13:05:37 No.850050574 >recruited priests and monks to be combat medics (sanitater) in ww2 >didn't recruit rabbis I don't want to cross conspiracy theory territory, but was it possible that Hitler was an anti-semite?

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Anon tries to be social | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)07:25:38 No.62990986 >NEET loser >need to get over my hesitation and fear of talking to women if i want to make it in life >go on /soc/ >add girls on there and ask them if we can voice chat so i can practice 510 KB PNG normal social interaction since i don't ever do it >most of them call me a creep/weirdo/sus for asking such a thing >the rest block me after i ask or ignore me this did not go as planned 23 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon loses his virginity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous yellow pill win 04/01/21(Thu)01:56:52 No.62999771 >be me >order chinese food >qt 3.14 works there dark brown hair b------- petite build great ass >go to pick up food >she rings up my order and hands it to me 17 KB JPG >wishlcouldfuckyourbrainsout.mov >say thank you and leave >get home and start eating food >notice long ass dark brown hair in food >eat the hair anyways >basically had a girl inside me >later virgins

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Anon doesn’t care about your feelings | /r/Greentext

03/31/21(Wed)12:48:20 No.62997710 >lets say hypothetically, I downloaded the application known as "Grindr" and found a suitable male partner to 'top' me >lets also assume, for the sake of argument, that the 64 KB JPG experience was a success and I became his obedient 'boi p----' >how would that then help my current situation of not being able to find a female reproductive partner ? >the truth is, it wont. nor will it aid any other heterosexual ambitions I might have. >facts dont care about your feelings f----- View Thread

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Anon peeks into the mind of an anti vaxxer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)07:31:16 No.850964849 >>850966780 >>850970523 >>850964624 # >Be me >Want to be scientist >Study >Become one >Realise everything the public was told about vaccines by the hundreds of thousands of scientists was a lie. >Decide to tell everyone the truth about it >Get stopped by big pharma >They threaten to kill me and everyone I love if I tell anyone >l stay quiet Is this what they think happens...

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: Anonymous 12/04/18(Tue)10:18:35 No.49657430 BORN FEEL >buying cigarettes at the usual gas station >girl behind counter "you look so young, why are you ruining your good looks with cigarettes?" >ask her if she really meant i look good 24 KB JPG >"nah just kidding haha smoke away buddy" 4 Replies View Thread

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Anon went for a piss | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/20/20(Sun)16:10:02 No.842743549 Life Playing Half Life reminded me of past event. True story. >be me >in bar with few friends >go for a piss >standing at urinal >4 guys barge in swearing at each 9 KB JPG other, threatening violence >i look over my shoulder, all look about 5'7 and like i could break them in half >they're all squaring up to eachother but i guess don't want a witness >all looking at me now in silence >i finish pissing >turn around with my d--- still out >zip up >go to wash hands >take an age, really getting soap under the nails and into my palms >walk over the blowdryer >one of those that takes like a minute to get hot >a minute of me drying my hands passes and dudes still standing there in silence looking angry as f--- >i walk to the mirror to check my shirt is tucked in nicely, hair looking sharp >spray some deodorant from one of those mini bottles >walk out, tells friends we need to gtfo >next day read in the paper that 1 guy got stabbed inside the bar and 2 people arrested

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