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: Anonymous 03/27/21(Sat)10:56:26 No.62934236 >be me >birthday is coming up so gf asks what do I want >jokingly tell her a threesome >she said she noticed l've been bringing the subject a lot lately (which I have) and she's willing to do it if we do it with another guy 9 KB JPG first >not convinced but seems fair >she tells me which of her friends would be willing to do it, turns out is her hottest friend >instantyes.jpg >tell her she can choose whatever guy >one of her coworkers (that I thought was gay) shows up >f----- is taller than me and actually fit >start to regret it but remember I'm still gonna get my threesome >guy pulls out his package and its a goddamn 9 incher >not that Im that small but its still a f------ 9 incher >worry my gf will get touched deeper than she has been touched before and she wouldnt want my c--- anymore >remember why I'm doing this >decide to get on top of her and stall so he doesn't get a chance fuckes gets on top of my back >w--.exe >feel his c--- enter my f------ anus >let out a painful scream >im sandwiched between them so can't get out >realize what's going on >she's doing this as revenge for suggesting a threesome, doesn't matter, if I finish she has to fulfill her part of the deal >hold back my tears, finish quickly and let him have her (turns out he's bi) >ass hurts a lot for the next few days and can't look her in the eye >days later it's finally my birthday >bitches basically had a live lesbian session in front of my and didn't get to f--- her friend bros, it's not like the p--- videos, im seriously consideraing breaking up with her and never trying this s--- again my ass still f------ hurts when i poop 8 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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