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Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)13:24:58 No.850556069 ITT: Regretting confidence > be me > 18 y/o average lookin dude, not ugly, not hot > standing in line at supermarket > two girls let me in front because I only carry a single item > despite an urge to smalltalk I can't get myself to it > introvertasfuck ► just say thx and go on with my day > later tell a friend about my talking barriers > they make me promise not to be such a p---- next time > ffw a few weeks later > going for a walk > out of nowhere a 10/10 qt 3.14 crosses my way > eye contact > racing heart > ...pass her by. :wojak: > hear friend's voice in my head saying "don't be a p----" > ok I have an idea of where she's going > eventually see her again, sitting in the grass > confidence boost > telling myself come on what's the worst that could happen > she doesn't mind me sitting down beside her > I start a slow conversation, stumbling over my words all the time > it does kinda work out though > get more comfortable after time > bring up my 14 y/o bro > turns out they go to the same school > weird, I also went there... > (btw not american so we have a different system where you simply 'graduate' after year 12) > tell her I graduated last year > "s---", she chuckles > "don't worry a lot of people guess l'm like 20" "just know that I'm not as old as I look" > turns out she's one whole year behind my brother. > mfw I accidentally hit on a literal 7th grader I can't f------ take it anymore, everytime I feel the tiniest bit of chad inside me it backfires. It backfires big time and my ego takes a massive dive. Anyway that's the story of how I got reverse loli'd.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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