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Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)13:24:58 No.850556069 ITT: Regretting confidence > be me > 18 y/o average lookin dude, not ugly, not hot > standing in line at supermarket > two girls let me in front because I only carry a single item > despite an urge to smalltalk I can't get myself to it > introvertasfuck ► just say thx and go on with my day > later tell a friend about my talking barriers > they make me promise not to be such a p---- next time > ffw a few weeks later > going for a walk > out of nowhere a 10/10 qt 3.14 crosses my way > eye contact > racing heart > ...pass her by. :wojak: > hear friend's voice in my head saying "don't be a p----" > ok I have an idea of where she's going > eventually see her again, sitting in the grass > confidence boost > telling myself come on what's the worst that could happen > she doesn't mind me sitting down beside her > I start a slow conversation, stumbling over my words all the time > it does kinda work out though > get more comfortable after time > bring up my 14 y/o bro > turns out they go to the same school > weird, I also went there... > (btw not american so we have a different system where you simply 'graduate' after year 12) > tell her I graduated last year > "s---", she chuckles > "don't worry a lot of people guess l'm like 20" "just know that I'm not as old as I look" > turns out she's one whole year behind my brother. > mfw I accidentally hit on a literal 7th grader I can't f------ take it anymore, everytime I feel the tiniest bit of chad inside me it backfires. It backfires big time and my ego takes a massive dive. Anyway that's the story of how I got reverse loli'd.

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened
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