![: Anonymous 11/16/18(Fri)11:09:28 No.7327432 Anon Oversimplified >be [pronoun] >see female at [insert noun], rate her [X]/10 >[female] starts up conversation >[word].fileformat >talk more and head over to 10 KB PNG [female's] house >laying on her [object] >We start [action] >[reaction].fileformat >[female] says she is a t----- >[sexual action] ["female"] anyway >seeya later [group of persons] [redtext] So anons how did I do](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/051/451/82e.png "Anon creates a formula | /r/Greentext")
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![File: images.jpg (7 KB, 247x204) O Anonymous 03/17/21(Wed)14:47:58 No.62793117 [Reply] >>62793163 >dreamed I broke into a house >suddenly hear the home owners arrive >freak out and try to hide >find a way to the basement which is almost the size of a warehouse >look at an iPad to see where they are >see a horribly grotesque humanoid creature walking around the house >looks like the one in the picture >absolutely terrified >see it coming down the stairs into the basement >the only way out of here is by waking up >wake up into sleep paralysis >the humanoid thing is standing in the corner of my room >hear it say "you can't escape that easily" >stayed in bed the rest of the day](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/051/414/9f2.jpg "Lifetime commitment | /r/Greentext")
