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![File: Chris.jpg (19 KB, 600x900) O Anonymous 03/20/21(Sat)07:46:30 No.850054285 [Reply] >yesterday >be me >be out in a park with friends >"Anon, let's go chatting up people" >OK with me >it's to warm up for picking up chicks >60 year old woman walks by >friend comments on her dog, good times >gets in the groove, needs to talk more >girls walks by, texting >him: "why are you texting me?" >I cringe like hell, f------ lame ass. >girl turns to us >she's 12 >f--- me, just say you're sorry dude and- >"why are you texting me, I'm right here!" >w--.png. did he really just >she actually responds: "You want me to text you?" >"Yes" >fuckmylife.avi >"You wish!" >she walks off >I call him out on chatting up a loli >"It's fine, I wouldn't go any further" >uh-huh >suddenly understand why women don't trust us >get the f--- out of the park before the cops come >still laughing about it the next morning though](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/050/749/745.jpg "New favorite boy banned | /r/Greentext")
![File: external-content.duckduck(.).jpg (13 KB, 474x315) Anonymous 03/20/21(Sat)09:31:52 No.850058032 [Reply] >>850061359 How do people get into debt? >you have $100 >item you want costs $150 >don't buy it until you can afford it, no debt >profit DEBT Did these people fail first grade math?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/050/747/ef5.jpg "I am math genius! | /r/Greentext")
