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>>126333492 (OP) # >To tell you the truth Luke your father was a d---. Always defying orders, always putting our lives in danger. Hell he even tried to have sex with his apprentice a few times. But when he got caught he acted like we were crazy. I would have been fine, had he not done the same thing with your mom. That's right, he got married behind the Jedi council's back, and thought we were stupid enough to not notice it. Every time I would try to bring it up he would call me a "f--" and throw a tantrum. Then he started going crazy after a few bad dreams, killed Dooku-which I'm pretty sure is a war crime -killed Mace Windu, and even some f------ kids. When his wife and I try to talk him down, he goes crazy and chokes her out, like a f----- lunatic. I kept trying to talk to him but he started babbling slogans at me. >SoI let him have it. 13 years of pent up rage and frustration, 13 years of dealing with backtalk from a kid you rescued from slavery. I went all out. I told him it was the high ground, but from a certain point of view that was b-------. I just wanted to cut his limbs and watch him writhe in pain, to suffer like I suffered while dealing with his b------- for 13 years. I even told him I loved him like a brother to add salt to his burning wounds. 20 KB JPG >Go on, ask me if I regret it. I don't. >Anyway, after that I left, and he became a cyborg mass murderer. He was a p------------ then, and a p------------ now. >And he was a good friend

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>>126333492 (OP) # >To tell you the truth Luke your father was a d---. Always defying orders, always putting our lives in danger. Hell he even tried to have sex with his apprentice a few times. But when he got caught he acted like we were crazy. I would have been fine, had he not done the same thing with your mom. That's right, he got married behind the Jedi council's back, and thought we were stupid enough to not notice it. Every time I would try to bring it up he would call me a "f--" and throw a tantrum. Then he started going crazy after a few bad dreams, killed Dooku-which I'm pretty sure is a war crime -killed Mace Windu, and even some f------ kids. When his wife and I try to talk him down, he goes crazy and chokes her out, like a f----- lunatic. I kept trying to talk to him but he started babbling slogans at me. >SoI let him have it. 13 years of pent up rage and frustration, 13 years of dealing with backtalk from a kid you rescued from slavery. I went all out. I told him it was the high ground, but from a certain point of view that was b-------. I just wanted to cut his limbs and watch him writhe in pain, to suffer like I suffered while dealing with his b------- for 13 years. I even told him I loved him like a brother to add salt to his burning wounds. 20 KB JPG >Go on, ask me if I regret it. I don't. >Anyway, after that I left, and he became a cyborg mass murderer. He was a p------------ then, and a p------------ now. >And he was a good friend

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