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: Anonymous 12/08/20(Tue)23:05:07 No.61291765 >be me the devil >chilling out in the garden of eden one day >over hear f-- chad god telling two mammals not to eat a certain fruit from a tree or they'll die >tell the woman it's a lie 10 KB JPG >she trusts me and eats it >doesn't die >she tells the man he also eats and doesn't die >they become enlightened and go on their merry way >feelsgoodman.wav >few thousand years pass >find out those mammals have an entire civilisation with huge towers and everyone is united, looks neat >god disagrees and smites them making the mammals speak different languages and s--- >d-------.gif >couple more thousand years pass by >hear god drowned almost all of those mammals with little warning >left one who build a big f------ boat and his mates alive to repopulate >ignore god's antics for about 3000 years >hear that he had a son >and that god f----- off and left another man to raise the kid >decide I want to meet the kid >find this d------ wandering a desert malnourished and dehydrated barely alive >ohshit.jpg >beg this guy to eat and drink so that he doesn't die >says l'm tempting him and to basically f--- off >decide to hide for a bit then replenish him when he passes out >lay low after that and chill in hell >hear news of gods kid dying >rip >hear god turned around and acted like it was all part of "the plan' >muck about for about 2000 years after that and decide to see how those mammals are doing >looks good they really expanded >hear god published a book that's really popular >decide f--- it and read it >details all the people he's killed and lives he ruined and doesn't take accountability >parts about me in this book >all rather accurate on what happened >cheersgod.pdf >decide that I want to find out people thoughts about the book >mfw everyone loves god for killing almost the entire planet but hate me for making a few mistakes

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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