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O Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)03:24:07 No.849314102 v >be me >live in New York >wake up for work >pour bowl of Mighty Magneto Marshmallows >turn on news >"Bruce Banner stops 2 bank robbers this morning" >"Leaving 89 dead, 52 injured" >walk out to car >see Dr Strange fighting some monks on the side of my apartment >spend next half hour walking down the same never ending staircase to my car >get stuck in traffic, already late for work >turn on radio >"Iron Man seen fighting Thanos just south of downtown near HW 86" >"Traffic report indicates 200 car pile up, hundreds dead" >spend next 3 hours going 2 mph listening to the death toll rise >make it to work at lunch >be berated by my boss for coming in late >explain Iron man and Thanos were throwing cars like snowballs at each other on the highway >tells me I should plan better for this type of stuff >alien space ships appear in the sky out of nowhere >Thor comes tumbling down from the heavens >Lightning strikes all across Manhattan, blowing up every transformer in a 100 mile radius >thousands of civilians are turned to charcoal instantly >crashes through an entire spaceship and into lower Manhattan >8 city blocks are turned to dust upon impact. >boss says I can go home early >head out to parking garage >walk out just in time to see Spiderman yeet my car across the city to hit the Statue of Liberty's head clean off >start walking home >hear someone coming up behind me >Captain America runs into me at full sprint, screaming "On your left!" >90% of my bones and organs are destroyed on impact >spend rest of life as vegetable lying in hospital bed >wife can't stand to see me like this >reaches out to organization in hopes they can help me >wife comes into hospital room >"Hey, anon, I reached out to a group that helps peoples lives that have fallen on hard times" >no... >"They also invited some people to come visit you in hopes that you will feel better" >hear multiple footsteps coming down the hallway >dear god no >Iron Mans head smashes through the wall >". AVENGERS. !"

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