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O Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)03:24:07 No.849314102 v >be me >live in New York >wake up for work >pour bowl of Mighty Magneto Marshmallows >turn on news >"Bruce Banner stops 2 bank robbers this morning" >"Leaving 89 dead, 52 injured" >walk out to car >see Dr Strange fighting some monks on the side of my apartment >spend next half hour walking down the same never ending staircase to my car >get stuck in traffic, already late for work >turn on radio >"Iron Man seen fighting Thanos just south of downtown near HW 86" >"Traffic report indicates 200 car pile up, hundreds dead" >spend next 3 hours going 2 mph listening to the death toll rise >make it to work at lunch >be berated by my boss for coming in late >explain Iron man and Thanos were throwing cars like snowballs at each other on the highway >tells me I should plan better for this type of stuff >alien space ships appear in the sky out of nowhere >Thor comes tumbling down from the heavens >Lightning strikes all across Manhattan, blowing up every transformer in a 100 mile radius >thousands of civilians are turned to charcoal instantly >crashes through an entire spaceship and into lower Manhattan >8 city blocks are turned to dust upon impact. >boss says I can go home early >head out to parking garage >walk out just in time to see Spiderman yeet my car across the city to hit the Statue of Liberty's head clean off >start walking home >hear someone coming up behind me >Captain America runs into me at full sprint, screaming "On your left!" >90% of my bones and organs are destroyed on impact >spend rest of life as vegetable lying in hospital bed >wife can't stand to see me like this >reaches out to organization in hopes they can help me >wife comes into hospital room >"Hey, anon, I reached out to a group that helps peoples lives that have fallen on hard times" >no... >"They also invited some people to come visit you in hopes that you will feel better" >hear multiple footsteps coming down the hallway >dear god no >Iron Mans head smashes through the wall >". AVENGERS. !"

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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