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Anon gets a delivery | /r/Greentext
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![File: 50F9058E-E8BC-463D-A6BA-C(..).jpg (212 KB, 762x576) Anonymous 01/07/22(Fri)11:38:39 No.870179095 [Reply] I blame this board. >be me >browses /x/ and /b/ >go to McDonalds with Dad >pull into drive through >"What do you want Anon?" >"Let me get a ten piece chicken tendies" >"okay, l'll have a ten piece chicken tendie meal and (Dad's order) >wageslave cashier goes, "Sure Anon" >mfw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/286/431/a6c.jpg "4chan changed anon | /r/Greentext")
![File:1192563983.jpg-(26 KB, 400x300) Anonymous 10/16/07(Tue)15:46:23 No. 42979025 [Reply] Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack. I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading. "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/418/981/4eb.jpg "Candy Eugenics | /r/Greentext")
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