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>be 16 yo me >things getting sexy with boyfriend >really have to pee but things are so in the moment >start f------ like normal >at one point he's angled really far up against my bladder >one strong thrust and a short burst of piss comes out >he thinks he made me squirt and tries to do it every time because he thinks it's hot >5 years later meet qt boy, get along really well >around 3 months into dating he asks if i've ever squirted >"Uhhhh yeah my ex used to angle himself really far forward" >he spends like 40 mins trying the "come hither motion" >still don't know how to not be weird, i know i should just say it's just piss >eventually I just piss hard in intervals for a few seconds >now he almost exclusively fingers me and never actually f---- me because "he's into pleasuring me" this has been going on for almost a year. I'm so f------ tired of washing towels and bedsheets every day or two. I feel bad about lying but I didn't think it would go this far. He never touches my clit

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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