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: Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)00:47:48 No.848096838 >be me >have little brother >brother has 18 y/o highschool friend (bro is 12, middle and high school are same building >bro wants to try cigarettes out of curiosty 38 KB JPG >bros friends buys some for him and gives him the pack in exchange for pokemon cards >bro takes cigarettes home and is about to smoke one when mom barges in >mom tells dad, both are furious (they are strict antidrug >for punishment, they force him to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes everyday for an entire month >ffw a year, bro is coughing up blood >keeps asking parents to go to hospital but they refuse for like 3 months >once they finally go, it is discovered my bro has cancer >he dies two years later, on Christmas >because of sketchy indian company life insurance, my parents get over $500,000 >gave him a cheap, school funded funeral >spend most of the money on Disneyland "in his memory" : Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)00:49:37 No.848096930 >>848096838 (OP) # At least that kid made some money. You should be more like your brother.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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