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![File: 01b2d2f2b26d64d61864e67a3...).png (65 KB, 350x338) U Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)17:46:38 No.62363783 [Reply] D>>62363958 >62363981 >go to job interview >lady asks me how I can tell when the store has a "positive customer friendly atmoshpere" >tell her I honestly could care less, as long as they have what I need ll just buy it >asks about my availability >tell her anytime, up until society collapses (as a joke, I even told her it was to avoid any confusion) >she just responds with a hmmmm and white person smile >tells me l'm not qualified for the position, they're looking for someone that's "functional" >respond back with a "oh, I'm functional" >she responds back with a "riight" >she also adds she needs someone that's positive and cares about the store >retort back with "Imao good Iluck trying to find someone like that for 11 dollars an hour" I hate this clown world so god damn much. Oh well, not like l'm super depressed about it, the only reason they were looking for somebody was because management made an uh oh stinky and needed to hire someone quickly to clean up after them, it was super obvious after learning more about the job at the interview that they weren't planning on actually keeping me around if hired. Dumb bitch thought I was retarded and could get me to clean up other people's messes.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/023/277/d0f.jpg "Customer disservice | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous [•] 09/05/20(Sat)01:11:33 No.129919342 File: 1599187904873.jpg (54 KB, 908x666) >Mom found my gigachad folder >Says she saw a folder of buff half naked guys on my computer and asks if I'm gay](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/023/276/731.jpg "Anon's chad folder | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1563227880343.jpg (78 KB, 476x600) UI don't even hate women Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)17:02:48 No.62363033 [Reply] ► >>62364059 I hate all the guys that come onto them. >gf and I have been attending parties at my work >boss is always a friendly guy never seems suspicious >hanging out with some other guys >gf come and gets me and says we need to leave right now >tells me my boss tried to come onto her hard and tried to get her to have sex with him. >No alcohol evening work party mind you I didn't go into work today, my boss didn't even call me. Company isn't big enough for me to just disappear into another dept. and never see him again. HR says it's a grey area because my gf doesn't work at the company and nobody actually forced anyone to do anything. F---, I hate everyone](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/023/245/865.jpg "The wages of sin | /r/Greentext")
![File: painnn.png (6 KB, 342x245) Anonymous 02/17/21(Wed)07:09:32 No.62372685 [Reply] D >23 >still cant grow a real beard >all i can grow is a weak pube neckbeard](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/023/173/be2.jpg "Fulfill your destiny | /r/Greentext")
![File: 5.jpg (217 KB, 820x888) O Anonymous 01/14/21(Thu)15:16:34 No.61863405 [Reply] >>61863690 >>61864162 >yesterday mom sends me a text while I'm at work >some hour long low resolution video of an old geezer screaming about random insane s---(Imao I ain't watching that) >today she asked me if I watched the video she sent me >say no >told me that I'm a spoiled snowflake for not caring that pedophiles are going to be in charge of america and told me I'm brainwashed by mainstream media >told her I don't even watch tv >she just calls me a sheep My mother is pretty annoying](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/991/641/6fc.jpg "We live, they sleep | /r/Greentext")
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