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Exam Taking Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed)14:13:48 No.36572409 Exam taking story time? >Be me >Uni student >Fluid Mechanics Exam in 2 hours >F--- this I'm gonna fail >lightbulb.rar >Remember I am Lactose Intolerant >lf I can eat some Ice Cream, I will fart >Making the room smell bad will force everyone in the lecture hall to leave early to avoid the smell >This will bring the average down so the prof will have to curve the exam >Luckily my farts are silent but deadly >Begin my devilish plan >1/2 gallon choco-choco chip >Walk to lecture hall >My tummy is rumbling >Sit down to take test and I feel the absurd amount of gas buildup in my rectum >Exam begins >Drop about 15 Nagasakis in 25 minutes >All silent, but all deadly >People begin to leave around the 20 minute mark of a 90 minute exam >As I finish, there are only 2 people left, one being the prof >Hand my test in and head home >myplanworked.exe >Got my exam back today >mfw I got the best grade in the class >mfw I still failed >mfw there will be a 45 point curve

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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